Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Carol ..Ana Gastayer
Paul the silent husband ..Horatio Sanz
[ The “Millionaire” title card appears and then fades to set where Regis is standing ]
Regis : Well, Carol Yatse from Oil City, Pennsylvania, youve won 32 thousand dollars so far and I bet you have plans for that money, right Carol?
Carol : Ya, were um, home owners and were hoping to add on a sunroom.
Regis : Well, the next question is worth 64 thousand dollars, you could buy the SUN if you wanted! Are you ready?
Carol : I sure am, Regis.
Regis : All right here we go Who is the voice of “E.T., The Extraterrestrial”?, is it Richard Dreyfuss Debra Winger Frank Oz or Micheal J. Fox!
[ Carol thinks for a few seconds ]
Regis : YOU NEED MORE TIME?
Carol : Yeah!
Regis : Okay take all the time you need.
Carol : Can I have the question again please?
Regis : Hey absolutely. Who is the voice of “E.T”. is it – The Extraterrestrial – is it Richard Dreyfuss Debra Winger Frank Oz or Micheal J Fox!
[ Carol breaks down and start crying ]
Regis : ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
Carol : I dont.. I dont know . Not really Im so sorry I know this isnt the place to do this
Regis : Carol dont worry about it people feel a lot of PRESSURE on this show.
Carol : Its not, its really not the show so much you know what I mean. There is a lot of pressure on the show but, maybe its opening up a lot of other things All this stuff Ive been training in down.. for all this time you know it.. I dont know
Regis : What do you want to do here Carol?
Carol : [still crying] I dont – I dont know what I want! Im Im so embarrassed oh boy..
Regis : You wanna talk to someone?
Carol : No.. my.. my husband is out here in the audience
Regis : All right.. you wanna talk to him?
Carol : I do, I do but I cant talk to him.. hes SO shut down.. but its not just him.. IM SHUT DOWN TOO! Its like we feel each other you know Regis, and I love him so much I love you so much Paul!
[ Camera switch to Paul, pointing his finger at himself and then at his wife meaning “I love you too!” ]
Carol : I love you.. oh my God!
Regis : What do you want to do Carol?
Carol : I dont know.
Regis : Come on!
Carol : Im usually so good at trivia and I should be having fun, but how could you have fun when, everyone expect me to keep it together all the time?
Regis : Carol this might be the right time to use one of your lifelines.
Carol : Maybe I should call my best friend Helen, shell know what to do.
Regis : All right our fr—
[ Carol blows her nose ]
Carol : our friends at AT&T are gonna help us phone Helen and see if she could help.
Carol : Okay
[ phone rings and Helen comes on the line ]
Helen V/O: Yes?
Regis : Is this Helen?
Helen V/O: Yes it is.
Regis : This is Regis Philbin from ABCs Who Wants to be a Millionnaire! We have Carol here who wants to talk to you
Carol : Helen!
Helen V/O: Carol what is going on ?
Carol : [ still crying ] Helen this is so weird I cant stop!
Helen V/O: Carol hold it together. Youre on a game show have a wine or something, I cant talk about this anymore I gotta go Im sorry. [ Helen hangs off the phone ]
Carol : IM GONNA CRACK IT UP!
Regis : Carol! [Regis claps his hands] Carol! CAROL! Look at me! Right here in my eyes! Regis PHILBIN right here! Youre just feeling “feeling scattered“! The biggest sin youve committed is being human! I know exactly what youre doing, when the Joey Bishop show got cancelled I had PANIC attacks, then along came Live with Regis and Katie Lee and I had panic attacks about THAT being my legacy. Then along comes this show and Im HIP again, I endorse fake batter count! Life is a roller coaster ride Carol, and its okay to feel scared on a roller coaster! And I give you permission to let it out!
Carol : I think Im done.. I think Im okay..
Regis : All right
Carol : Thank you Regis
Regis : Does that trivia queen wants to take another shot at the question?
Carol : Okay.. okay..
Regis : Lets do it.
Carol : Okay
Regis : Lets do it – Who is the voice of “E.T”? – is it Richard Dreyfuss Debra Winger Frank Oz or Micheal J Fox!
Carol : The money really isnt important is it Regis?
Regis : Lets not get crazy Carol!
Carol : Im… Im just gonna say: “Richard Dreyfuss”
Regis : Is that your final answer?
Carol : Ya, it is
Regis : Im sorry Carol, thats WRONG its DEBRA WINGER and on a personal note you sure STUNK UP THE STABLE! Well be right back with more of Who Wants to be a Millionaire!
[ Fade out ]
Thanks to P-Y for this transcript!