SNL Transcripts: Garth Brooks: 11/13/99



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  Season 25: Episode 5


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November 13th, 1999

Garth Brooks

Chris Gaines

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Lorne Michaels

Paula Pell
Special ReportSummary: Diane Carbonal (ana Gasteyer) is on the scene when a crazed gunman (Horatio Sanz) attacks NRA Headquarters.

Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Diane Carbonal, Charlton Heston.

Montage

Garth Brooks’ MonologueSummary: Garth Brooks is secretly pleased to discover that Mango (Chris Kattan) has a crush on Chris Gaines.

Recurring Characters: Mango.

Today is Never YesterdaySummary: Secret agent 007, James Bond (Chris Parnell), learns that he has 107 venereal diseases, and must alert all his former conquests.

Recurring Characters: James Bond.

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The SmurfsSummary: NBC’s upcoming epic mini-series devotes itself to the lives of the blue cartoon creatures.

Recurring Characters: Celine Dion, Sean Connery, Al Pacino, Little Richard, Meat Loaf.

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Boston TeensSummary: Boston teenager Pat “Sully” Sullivan (Jimmy Fallon) fools around while his girlfriend Denise McDenna (Rachel Dratch) tries to get a job at Hillshire Farms.

Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise.

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Tracy Confronts GarthSummary: Tracy Morgan tells Garth Brooks that he thinks Chris Gaines is a queer.

Great Moments in Corporate HistorySummary: A slip-up while introducing the Warner-Lambert team ends their merger with American Home Products.

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Express FlowersSummary: Donny (Garth Brooks) can’t seem to create a card message to match the flowers he wants to send to his girlfriend.

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Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Weekend Update’s Millennium profile names basketball player Darryl Dawkins the Man Of The Millennium. Molly Shannon’s “The World is Crazy!!! commentary cites Julianna Margulies for leaving “ER.”

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Chris Gaines (Brooks) performs “Way Of The Girl”

MangoSummary: Garth Brooks reveals that Chris Gaines was just a ploy to get close to Mango (Chris Kattan).

Recurring Characters: Mango.

The Devil Can’t Write A Love SongSummary: After his girlfriend (Ana Gasteyer) leaves him, musician Milo Jenkins (Garth Brooks) decides to sell his soul for a hit single, but tone-deaf Lucifer (Will Ferrell) fails to be of any real assistance.

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Wilson’sSummary: Rude clerk Nadeen (Cheri Oteri) tells gift exchangers to “Simmer down now!”

Recurring Characters: Nadeen.

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Royal Deluxe IINote: Repeat from 09/24/77.

WXLU FaceliftSummary: A kids’ show motif fails as a newscast intro sequence.

Goodnights

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