SNL Transcripts: Jennifer Aniston: 11/20/99



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  Season 25: Episode 6


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November 20th, 1999

November 20th, 1999

Sting

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John Carpenter

Cheb Mami
Donald Trump’s AddressSummary: Announcing his bid for President, Donald Trump (Darrell Hammond) names “Who Wants to be a millionaire?” winner John Carpenter as his running-mate.

Recurring Characters: Donald Trump.

Montage

Jennifer Aniston’s MonologueSummary: Jennifer Aniston didn’t bring boyfriend Brad Pitt with her this time around, but she does initiate her own version of “Fight Club” with the female cast members.

Transcript

Pretty LivingRecurring Characters: Helen Madden, Gayle Gleason.

Nick Burns, Your Company Computer GuySummary: Computer tech Nick Burns (Jimmy Fallon) makes fun of his company’s dumb employees.

Recurring Characters: Nick Burns.

Transcript

Wayne PorterSummary: Island castaway Wayne Porter (Chris Parnell) seeks re-election.

PrivolinSummary: While at a business meeting, Angela (Jennifer Aniston) breaks the fourth wall to talk about genital herpes.

Sex and the CitySummary: Carrie Bradshaw (Jennifer Aniston) tries to seduce Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan).

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) reads a few lines from his biography. Colin Quinn and Tracy morgan engage in a subliminal race debate.

Recurring Characters: George W. Bush.

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Sting performs “Brand New Day”

Christmas UrchinsSummary: Urchins-for-hire, Peter (Jennifer Aniston) and Pip (Rachel Dratch) beg to their renters’ delights.

Kim PlunkettSummary: Kim Plunkett (Will Ferrell) runs again Wayne Porter for island leader.

Pokemon ParentsSummary: Mother (Jennifer Aniston) yells at her son for not caving in to the Pokemon fad.

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Sting & Cheb Mami perform “Desert Rose”

Roberta’s ThanksgivingRecurring Characters: Roberta.

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GoodnightsTranscript

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