SNL Transcripts: Jennifer Aniston: 11/20/99

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  Season 25: Episode 6

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November 20th, 1999

November 20th, 1999



John Carpenter

Cheb Mami
Donald Trump’s AddressSummary: Announcing his bid for President, Donald Trump (Darrell Hammond) names “Who Wants to be a millionaire?” winner John Carpenter as his running-mate.

Recurring Characters: Donald Trump.


Jennifer Aniston’s MonologueSummary: Jennifer Aniston didn’t bring boyfriend Brad Pitt with her this time around, but she does initiate her own version of “Fight Club” with the female cast members.


Pretty LivingRecurring Characters: Helen Madden, Gayle Gleason.

Nick Burns, Your Company Computer GuySummary: Computer tech Nick Burns (Jimmy Fallon) makes fun of his company’s dumb employees.

Recurring Characters: Nick Burns.


Wayne PorterSummary: Island castaway Wayne Porter (Chris Parnell) seeks re-election.

PrivolinSummary: While at a business meeting, Angela (Jennifer Aniston) breaks the fourth wall to talk about genital herpes.

Sex and the CitySummary: Carrie Bradshaw (Jennifer Aniston) tries to seduce Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan).

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) reads a few lines from his biography. Colin Quinn and Tracy morgan engage in a subliminal race debate.

Recurring Characters: George W. Bush.


Sting performs “Brand New Day”

Christmas UrchinsSummary: Urchins-for-hire, Peter (Jennifer Aniston) and Pip (Rachel Dratch) beg to their renters’ delights.

Kim PlunkettSummary: Kim Plunkett (Will Ferrell) runs again Wayne Porter for island leader.

Pokemon ParentsSummary: Mother (Jennifer Aniston) yells at her son for not caving in to the Pokemon fad.


Sting & Cheb Mami perform “Desert Rose”

Roberta’s ThanksgivingRecurring Characters: Roberta.



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