December 4th, 1999
A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) rates the Republican frontrunners for the 2000 election.
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.
Christina Ricci’s MonologueSummary: Christina Ricci is joined onstage by her less successful twin sister, Petina Ricci (Rachel Dratch).
Spartans Holiday ParadeSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer needlessly at a holiday parade.
Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.
And So This Is ChanukahSummary: Popular musical artists perform Chanukah-based song parodies.
Recurring Characters: Bing Crosby, David Bowie, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Ricky Martin.
Who Wants To Eat?Summary: Middle Eastern emcee Rajneesh Philbin (Darrell Hammond) taunts starving contestants.
Taxicab ConfessionsSummary: A cab driver (Tim Meadows) is distracted by a sexy teenaged passenger (Christina Ricci).
TV FunhouseSummary: In a cartoon by Robert Smigel, the characters on “Friends” continue to drink and coffee and josh with one another as the apocalypse strikes New York.
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: WTO Spokesman Jacob Silj (Will Ferrell) talks louder than expected.
Recurring Characters: Jacob Silj.
Beck performs “Mixed Bizness”
Goth TalkSummary: Circe Nightshade (Molly Shannon) presents Azrael Abyss’ (Chris Kattan) mock funeral.
Recurring Characters: Circe Nightshade, Azrael Abyss, Baron Nocturna.
SallySummary: Sally Jesse Raphael (Ana Gasteyer) enlists the help of Sergeant Frank (Tracy Morgan) to reform teen punk, Amber (Christina Ricci).
Recurring Characters: Sally Jesse Raphael.
Beck performs “Sexx Laws”
Madeline Kahn TributeSummary: A clip of Madeline Kahn as the Bride of Frankenstein, singing “I Feel Pretty”, marks her recent passing.
Note: Clip from 05/08/76.