SNL Transcripts: Danny DeVito: 12/11/99


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  Season 25: Episode 8

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


December 11th, 1999

Danny DeVito



Al Franken

Joe Franken

The Rockettes

Cheryl Hardwick
NBC Special ReportRecurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Arnold Schwarzenegger


Danny DeVito’s MonologueRecurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

Press Conference Play Set

Delicious DishSummary: Margaret Jo McCullin (Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) continue their broadcast after the apocalypse.

Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullin, Teri Rialto.

Mango’s ChristmasRecurring Characters: Mango.

Boston TeensRecurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank.

Happy Holidays from The Ladies’ ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) sings “Merry Christmas To The Ladies.”

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.

TV Funhouse

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Eager for his decade to end, teenaged Joe Franken yells at his dad, Al Franken.

R.E.M. performs “The Great Beyond”

Rockettes Open AuditionsSummary: 50-year-old Sally O’Malley (Molly Shannon) auditions for The Rockettes.

Recurring Characters: Sally O’Malley.

Oh No, Not My Baby!Recurring Characters: Mrs. Claudine Parker, Mr. Brownstone, Judge Timbler.

R.E.M. performs “Man On The Moon”


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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