Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 8
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
December 11th, 1999
Danny DeVito
R.E.M.
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Al Franken
Joe Franken
The Rockettes
Cheryl Hardwick
NBC Special ReportRecurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Montage
Danny DeVito’s MonologueRecurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.
Press Conference Play Set
Delicious DishSummary: Margaret Jo McCullin (Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) continue their broadcast after the apocalypse.
Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullin, Teri Rialto.
Mango’s ChristmasRecurring Characters: Mango.
Boston TeensRecurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank.
Happy Holidays from The Ladies’ ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) sings “Merry Christmas To The Ladies.”
Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.
TV Funhouse
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Eager for his decade to end, teenaged Joe Franken yells at his dad, Al Franken.
R.E.M. performs “The Great Beyond”
Rockettes Open AuditionsSummary: 50-year-old Sally O’Malley (Molly Shannon) auditions for The Rockettes.
Recurring Characters: Sally O’Malley.
Oh No, Not My Baby!Recurring Characters: Mrs. Claudine Parker, Mr. Brownstone, Judge Timbler.
R.E.M. performs “Man On The Moon”
Goodnights
