Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 9
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
January 8th, 2000
Jamie Foxx
Blink-182
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Ryan Shiraki
John Goodman
Lorne Michaels
Hillary’s DepartureSummary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) is more interested in talking to Vladmir Putin (Will Ferrell) over the phone than in bidding newly-elected senator Hillary (Ana Gasteyer) goodbye.
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton.
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Montage
Jamie Foxx’s MonologueSummary: Oliver Stone (Will Ferrell) interrupts Jamie Foxx’s monologue to direct him through it.
Recurring Characters: Al Pacino.
Hamburger Helper AntibacterialTranscript
Puff & Jennifer in TherapySummary: Jennifer Lopez (Cheri Oteri) and Puff Daddy (Jamie Foxx) try to salvage their relationship with a therapy session.
Recurring Characters: Puff Daddy, Jennifer Lopez.
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Blackjack’s BitchSummary: In the middle of the night, prison inmate Aaron (Will Ferrell) wants reassurance that he’s still Blackjack’s (Jamie Foxx) bitch.
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A Special Message From John GoodmanSummary: Despite Linda Tripp’s recent weight loss, John Goodman vows to continue doing his usual impression of her.
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Nick Burns, Your Company Computer GuySummary: Nick Burns (Jimmy Fallon) faces a spaghetti western-style showdown with employee Andy (Jamie Foxx).
Recurring Characters: Nick Burns.
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Tracy Confronts JamieSummary: Tracy Morgan is pleased that black actor Jamie Foxx is hosting this week’s show.
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Stevie Wonder, Jasper Hahn.
Blink-182 performs “All The Small Things”
It’s Showtime At The Apollo!Recurring Characters: Steve Harvey.
Stereotypically JeffreySummary: Chet (Horatio Sanz) takes the heat for only noticing that new employee Jeffrey (Tracy Morgan) is black.
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Blink-182 performs “What’s My Age Again?”
A Martin Luther King Day MomentRecurring Characters: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Goodnights
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