January 15th, 2000
Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Elian Gonzalez Press ConferenceRecurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Elian Gonzalez.
Freddie Prinze, Jr.’s MonologueSummary: Freddie Prinze Jr. is worried that his show might get cancelled when he learns that the entire cast is trying to do the show while sick with the flu.
Colonel Belmont’s Old Fashioned Horse GlueSummary: Langford T. Belmont (Will Ferrell) maintains family tradition of useing the entire horse to make a batch of glue.
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Summary: A high-rolling contestant (Will Ferrell) wins $100, then takes the money and runs.
Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin.
Boy Band Blowout 2000Recurring Characters: Emily De La Cruz, Sara THerese Longo, Jeph, Samm, Wade, Sweet T.
Jenny Craig DinnersSummary: Monica Lewinsky (Molly Shannon) promotes the line of phallic-shaped entrees.
Recurring Characters: Monica Lewinsky.
Ugly ModelsSummary: A pair of ugly models (Rachel Dratch, Cheri Oteri) think men are attracted to them.
Dr. Beaman’s OfficeRecurring Characters: Dr. Beaman.
Charlie RoseSummary: All Ricky Martin (Chris Kattan) and Enrique Iglesius (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) have to do is look good.
Recurring Characters: Charlie Rose, Enrique Iglesius, Ricky Martin.
Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Macy Gray performs “I Try”
The Giffords At HomeRecurring Characters: Frank Gifford, Kathie Lee Gifford.
Macy Gray performs “Why Didn’t You Call Me”
Flacko And Teddy’s World of Martin Luther King Day Trees