SNL Transcripts: Alan Cumming: 02/05/00


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 25: Episode 11

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


February 5th, 2000

Alan Cumming

Jennifer Lopez


Ben Stiller
Breakfast in New HampshireRecurring Characters: George W. Bush, John McCain, Alan Keyes, Al Gore, Bill Bradley.


Alan Cumming’s Monologue

Uncle Jemima’s Pure Mash LiquorSummary: Drunken Uncle Jemima (Tracy Morgan) hawks his homemade booze.


Fried Chicken Dreams ForeverSummary: VH-1Biopic recalls John Lennon’s (Jimmy Fallon) and Paul McCartney’s (Alan Cumming) chicken enterprise.

Recurring Characters: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Yoko Ono.

The CulpsRecurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobby Mohan-Culp.

Dog ShowRecurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.

The Heat Is OnSummary: In a film by Adam McKay, Wes (Ben Stiller) bets that he can get Glenn Frey (Will Ferrell) in bed.

Jennifer Lopez performs “Feelin’ So Good”

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

Siegfried and Roy’s Night of 1000 TigersRecurring Characters: Siegfried, Roy.

Hello DollyRecurring Characters: Deana Nolan-Gray.

Jennifer Lopez performs “Waiting For Tonight”


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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