Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 11
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
February 5th, 2000
Alan Cumming
Jennifer Lopez
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Ben Stiller
Breakfast in New HampshireRecurring Characters: George W. Bush, John McCain, Alan Keyes, Al Gore, Bill Bradley.
Montage
Alan Cumming’s Monologue
Uncle Jemima’s Pure Mash LiquorSummary: Drunken Uncle Jemima (Tracy Morgan) hawks his homemade booze.
Transcript
Fried Chicken Dreams ForeverSummary: VH-1Biopic recalls John Lennon’s (Jimmy Fallon) and Paul McCartney’s (Alan Cumming) chicken enterprise.
Recurring Characters: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Yoko Ono.
The CulpsRecurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobby Mohan-Culp.
Dog ShowRecurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.
The Heat Is OnSummary: In a film by Adam McKay, Wes (Ben Stiller) bets that he can get Glenn Frey (Will Ferrell) in bed.
Jennifer Lopez performs “Feelin’ So Good”
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.
Siegfried and Roy’s Night of 1000 TigersRecurring Characters: Siegfried, Roy.
Hello DollyRecurring Characters: Deana Nolan-Gray.
Jennifer Lopez performs “Waiting For Tonight”
Goodnights
