February 12th, 2000
A Message From the First-Lady of the United StatesRecurring Characters: Hillary Clinton, President Bill Clinton.
Julianna Margulies’ MonologueSummary: Julianne Margulies shows a clip from her new veterinary-based “ER” spoof.
Litter CrittersSummary: Kids are bored with their pet cat until they discover the fun of molding fun toys out of cat poop.
Note: Repeat from 10/16/99.
The Bird FamilySummary: Paul Blank’s (Chris Parnell) girlfriend (Julianne Margulies) is grossed out when she discovers that his family has to pre-chew his food for him because of a medical deficiency.
E! Fashion WeekRecurring Characters: Steve Kmetko, Donatella Versace, Elton John, Elizabeth Hurley.
Augustus GeneralRecurring Characters: Nadeen.
The Crocodile HunterRecurring Characters: Steve Irwin, Terry Irwin.
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Joy Lipton.
DMX performs “Party Up”
Erectile Dysfunction AdSummary: Viagra-style ad is really a front for the Tootsie Roll company.
Savin’ ItSummary: Goodie two shoes Jessica Simpson (Cheri Oteri) hosts a talk show for virgins waiting for marriage before having sex.
DMX performs “What’s My Name”
The Bloder BrothersSummary: Free-associating losers Kip (Jimmy Fallon) and Wayne Bloder (Chris Parnell) hit on a woman (Julianne Margulies) at a bar.
Recurring Characters: Wayne Bloder, Kip Bloder.
priceline.comRecurring Characters: William Shatner.