SNL Transcripts: Julianna Margulies: 02/12/00



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 25: Episode 12


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February 12th, 2000

Julianna Margulies

DMX

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Paula Pell

Noah Wyle
A Message From the First-Lady of the United StatesRecurring Characters: Hillary Clinton, President Bill Clinton.

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Montage

Julianna Margulies’ MonologueSummary: Julianne Margulies shows a clip from her new veterinary-based “ER” spoof.

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Litter CrittersSummary: Kids are bored with their pet cat until they discover the fun of molding fun toys out of cat poop.

Note: Repeat from 10/16/99.

The Bird FamilySummary: Paul Blank’s (Chris Parnell) girlfriend (Julianne Margulies) is grossed out when she discovers that his family has to pre-chew his food for him because of a medical deficiency.

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E! Fashion WeekRecurring Characters: Steve Kmetko, Donatella Versace, Elton John, Elizabeth Hurley.

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Augustus GeneralRecurring Characters: Nadeen.

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The Crocodile HunterRecurring Characters: Steve Irwin, Terry Irwin.

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Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Joy Lipton.

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DMX performs “Party Up”

Erectile Dysfunction AdSummary: Viagra-style ad is really a front for the Tootsie Roll company.

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Savin’ ItSummary: Goodie two shoes Jessica Simpson (Cheri Oteri) hosts a talk show for virgins waiting for marriage before having sex.

DMX performs “What’s My Name”

The Bloder BrothersSummary: Free-associating losers Kip (Jimmy Fallon) and Wayne Bloder (Chris Parnell) hit on a woman (Julianne Margulies) at a bar.

Recurring Characters: Wayne Bloder, Kip Bloder.

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priceline.comRecurring Characters: William Shatner.

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Goodnights

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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