SNL Transcripts: Joshua Jackson: 03/11/00



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  Season 25: Episode 14


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March 11th, 2000

Joshua Jackson

*NSYNC

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Badal Roy

The Statler Brothers
Newsmen Phone ChatSummary: Ted Koppel (Darrell Hammond), Tom Brokaw (Chris Parnell) and Bernard Shaw (Tim Meadows) express their dismay in the probability of a Bush and Gore election.

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Tom Brokaw, Bernard Shaw.

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Montage

Joshua Jackson’s MonologueSummary: Joshua Jackson promises that tonight’s teen-based episode will one day become memorable in retrospect.

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Hamburger Helper AntibacterialNote: Repeat from 01/08/00.

Regis Co-Host AuditionsSummary: In the wake of Kathie Lee Gifford’s departure, Regis Philbin (Darrell Hammond) auditions for a new sidekick.

Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Gellman, Star Jones, Barbara Walters, Donny Osmond.

Wedding SingersSummary: A pair of wedding singers just barely know one song: “(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight).”

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On the Road with the BoysSummary: The members of 7 Degrees Celsius meet their biggest fan (Joshua Jackson).

Recurring Characters: Emily De La Cruz, Sara Therese Longo, Jeph, Samm, Wade, Sweet T, Peter Tanner.

Lez It upSummary: When a group of frat boys make a wish for lesbians, the results are not the wild event they expected.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Writer Kevin Brennan lists the differences between presidential frontrunners George W. Bush and Al Gore.

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*NSYNC performs “Bye Bye Bye”

Let’s Talk BooksSummary: Panelists discuss a list of bestsellers that are comprised of books with naughty title and author combinations.

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Collette ReardonSummary: Pill-popping Collette Reardon (Cheri Oteri) visits her nephew’s (Joshua Jackson) prep school.

Recurring Characters: Collette Reardon.

Neil Armstrong: The Ohio YearsSummary: In a film by Adam McKay, Neil Armstrong is obsessed with the memory of walking on the moon.

*NSYNC performs “I Thought She Knew”

Three-Way CoupleSummary: Warren Kirney (Chris Parnell) asks the yardboy (Joshua Jackson) to join him and Fran (Ana Gasteyer) in a three-way.

Recurring Characters: Warren Kirney, Fran Kirney.

GoodnightsTranscript

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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