March 18th, 2000
Vince McMahon’s RulesSummary: Backstage, Vince McMahon goes over the rules with Mick Foley, Triple H, and Big Show.
Recurring Characters: Mango.
The Rock’s MonologueSummary: Mick Foley and Triple H cause a ruckus in the audience during The Rock’s monologue.
Uncle Jemima’s Mash LiquorSummary: Drunken Uncle Jemima (Tracy Morgan) hawks his homemade booze.
Note: Repeat from 02/05/00.
The Ladies ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) discover that the woman he thought was his true love is actually an undercover cop (The Rock).
Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.
Mr. PeepersSummary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) is reunited with his father (The Rock).
Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.
Morning LatteSummary: Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) and Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) have foolish fears of The Rock.
Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye.
Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Jasper Hahn (Horatio Sanz) draws illicit pictures of presidential candidates.
Recurring Characters: Jasper Hahn.
AC/DC performs “Stiff Upper Lip”
Clark KentSummary: Clark Kent (The Rock) does a poor job of concealing his identity as Superman.
NicotrelSummary: Nicotrel (The Rock) beats up a smoker (Chris Parnell) to make him quit.
AC/DC performs “You Shook Me All Night Long”
Colonel Belmont’s Old Fashioned Horse GlueSummary: Langford T. Belmont (Will Ferrell) maintains family tradition of useing the entire horse to make a batch of glue.
Note: Repeat from 01/15/00.