SNL Transcripts: The Rock: 03/18/00


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  Season 25: Episode 15

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


March 18th, 2000

The Rock



Vince McMahon

Triple H

Mick Foley

Big Show

Hugh Fink

Lorne Michaels

Dennis McNicholas
Vince McMahon’s RulesSummary: Backstage, Vince McMahon goes over the rules with Mick Foley, Triple H, and Big Show.

Recurring Characters: Mango.


The Rock’s MonologueSummary: Mick Foley and Triple H cause a ruckus in the audience during The Rock’s monologue.

Uncle Jemima’s Mash LiquorSummary: Drunken Uncle Jemima (Tracy Morgan) hawks his homemade booze.

Note: Repeat from 02/05/00.

The Ladies ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) discover that the woman he thought was his true love is actually an undercover cop (The Rock).

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.


Mr. PeepersSummary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) is reunited with his father (The Rock).

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

Morning LatteSummary: Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) and Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) have foolish fears of The Rock.

Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Jasper Hahn (Horatio Sanz) draws illicit pictures of presidential candidates.

Recurring Characters: Jasper Hahn.


AC/DC performs “Stiff Upper Lip”

Clark KentSummary: Clark Kent (The Rock) does a poor job of concealing his identity as Superman.


The GoombahsTranscript

NicotrelSummary: Nicotrel (The Rock) beats up a smoker (Chris Parnell) to make him quit.


Today’s Lady

AC/DC performs “You Shook Me All Night Long”

Colonel Belmont’s Old Fashioned Horse GlueSummary: Langford T. Belmont (Will Ferrell) maintains family tradition of useing the entire horse to make a batch of glue.

Note: Repeat from 01/15/00.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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