SNL Transcripts: The Rock: 03/18/00

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  Season 25: Episode 15


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March 18th, 2000

The Rock

AC/DC

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Vince McMahon

Triple H

Mick Foley

Big Show

Hugh Fink

Lorne Michaels

Dennis McNicholas
Vince McMahon’s RulesSummary: Backstage, Vince McMahon goes over the rules with Mick Foley, Triple H, and Big Show.

Recurring Characters: Mango.

Montage

The Rock’s MonologueSummary: Mick Foley and Triple H cause a ruckus in the audience during The Rock’s monologue.

Uncle Jemima’s Mash LiquorSummary: Drunken Uncle Jemima (Tracy Morgan) hawks his homemade booze.

Note: Repeat from 02/05/00.

The Ladies ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) discover that the woman he thought was his true love is actually an undercover cop (The Rock).

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.

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Mr. PeepersSummary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) is reunited with his father (The Rock).

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

Morning LatteSummary: Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) and Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) have foolish fears of The Rock.

Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: Jasper Hahn (Horatio Sanz) draws illicit pictures of presidential candidates.

Recurring Characters: Jasper Hahn.

Transcript

AC/DC performs “Stiff Upper Lip”

Clark KentSummary: Clark Kent (The Rock) does a poor job of concealing his identity as Superman.

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The GoombahsTranscript

NicotrelSummary: Nicotrel (The Rock) beats up a smoker (Chris Parnell) to make him quit.

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Today’s Lady

AC/DC performs “You Shook Me All Night Long”

Colonel Belmont’s Old Fashioned Horse GlueSummary: Langford T. Belmont (Will Ferrell) maintains family tradition of useing the entire horse to make a batch of glue.

Note: Repeat from 01/15/00.

Goodnights

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