SNL Transcripts: The Rock: 03/18/00: The Goombahs



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 25: Episode 15



99o: The Rock / AC/DC

The Goombahs

Italian Guy…..The Rock
Italian Woman…..Ana Gasteyer

Announcer: “The Sopranos”. The most critically acclaimed show on television. At least it was, until Showtime came up with it’s own new original series:

“The Goombahs”!

It’s about family..

[ show Italian Guy eating in an Italian restaurant, as “That’s Amore” plays in the background ]

Italian Guy: Meatsa-ballsa!

Announcer: Betrayal..

Italian Guy: That’s a good-a sauce-a!

Announcer: Loyalty..

Italian Guy: Meatsa-ballsa!

Announcer: And Italian people.

[ show Italian Guy talking to another Italian Guy ]

Italian Guy: Yo! Vinnie!

Announcer: A stunning original new series, available only on Showtime.

[ show Italian Guy and Italian Woman arguing ]

Italian Woman: What’s-a matter with you!

Italian Guy: What’s-a matter with you!

Italian Woman: What’s-a matter with you!

Italian Guy: What’s-a matter with you!

Italian Woman: What’s-a matter with you!

Italian Guy: Meatballs-a!

Announcer: The Goombahs. Television at its finest. And its most Italian.

Only on Showtime. Sandwiched between that black show and Team.

Submitted by: Tony DuMont

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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