Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 15
The Goombahs
Italian Guy…..The Rock
Italian Woman…..Ana Gasteyer
Announcer: “The Sopranos”. The most critically acclaimed show on television. At least it was, until Showtime came up with it’s own new original series:
“The Goombahs”!
It’s about family..
[ show Italian Guy eating in an Italian restaurant, as “That’s Amore” plays in the background ]
Italian Guy: Meatsa-ballsa!
Announcer: Betrayal..
Italian Guy: That’s a good-a sauce-a!
Announcer: Loyalty..
Italian Guy: Meatsa-ballsa!
Announcer: And Italian people.
[ show Italian Guy talking to another Italian Guy ]
Italian Guy: Yo! Vinnie!
Announcer: A stunning original new series, available only on Showtime.
[ show Italian Guy and Italian Woman arguing ]
Italian Woman: What’s-a matter with you!
Italian Guy: What’s-a matter with you!
Italian Woman: What’s-a matter with you!
Italian Guy: What’s-a matter with you!
Italian Woman: What’s-a matter with you!
Italian Guy: Meatballs-a!
Announcer: The Goombahs. Television at its finest. And its most Italian.
Only on Showtime. Sandwiched between that black show and Team.
Submitted by: Tony DuMont
