SNL Transcripts: The Rock: 03/18/00: The Goombahs

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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 25: Episode 15



99o: The Rock / AC/DC

The Goombahs

Italian Guy…..The Rock
Italian Woman…..Ana Gasteyer

Announcer: “The Sopranos”. The most critically acclaimed show on television. At least it was, until Showtime came up with it’s own new original series:

“The Goombahs”!

It’s about family..

[ show Italian Guy eating in an Italian restaurant, as “That’s Amore” plays in the background ]

Italian Guy: Meatsa-ballsa!

Announcer: Betrayal..

Italian Guy: That’s a good-a sauce-a!

Announcer: Loyalty..

Italian Guy: Meatsa-ballsa!

Announcer: And Italian people.

[ show Italian Guy talking to another Italian Guy ]

Italian Guy: Yo! Vinnie!

Announcer: A stunning original new series, available only on Showtime.

[ show Italian Guy and Italian Woman arguing ]

Italian Woman: What’s-a matter with you!

Italian Guy: What’s-a matter with you!

Italian Woman: What’s-a matter with you!

Italian Guy: What’s-a matter with you!

Italian Woman: What’s-a matter with you!

Italian Guy: Meatballs-a!

Announcer: The Goombahs. Television at its finest. And its most Italian.

Only on Showtime. Sandwiched between that black show and Team.

Submitted by: Tony DuMont

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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