SNL Transcripts: Christopher Walken: 04/08/00


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  Season 25: Episode 16

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


April 8th, 2000

Christopher Walken

Christina Aguilera


Dana Carvey

J. Mascis

Phil Hyms

Tina Fey
Father & Son BushSummary: George Bush (Dana Carvey) gives fatherly advice to George W. Bush (Will Ferrell).

Recurring Characters: George Bush, George W. Bush.



Christopher Walken’s MonologueAlso Hosted: 89k, 92d, 95j, 00t, 02m.


Behind The Music: Blue Oyster CultSummary: As the members of Blue Oyster Cult record “(Don’t) Fear The Reaper”, manager Bruce Dickinson (Christopher Walken) informs them that he wants to hear more cowbell.


Elian, The Cuban Boy!Recurring Characters: Elian Gonzalez, Janet Reno, Fidel Castro.


The ContinentalSummary: The Continental (Christopher Walken) attempts to put the moves on a neighbor woman who has stopped by to retrieve her mail.

Recurring Characters: The Continental.


ViagraSummary: Exasperated wives aren’t too thrilled with their unappealing husbands’ newfound sexual energy.


Jenny JonesSummary: An excitable audience member (Christopher Walken) expresses his thoughts on Jenny Jones’ (Racel Dratch) guests.


Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Jacob Silj.


Christina Aguilera performs “I Turn To You”Also Performed: 02o, 06e.

Also Hosted: 03m.

The CensusSummary: Census taker (Tim Meadows) endures strange encounter with Mr. Leonard (Christopher Walken) while asking questions.


Miss Greenwood Hills Beauty PageantSummary: Fifty-year old Sally O’Malley (Molly Shannon) participates in a beauty pageant.

Recurring Characters: Sally O’Malley.


Christina Aguilera performs “At Last” & “What A Girl Wants”


Dress Rehearsal Cuts

The Angel of DeathSummary: Clad in black, an angel (Christopher Walken) from above can’t garner respect from a dying woman (Ana Gasteyer) whose life he’s trying to save.


FonzieSummary: Milos Forman’s latest bio-pic examines the life of Arthur “Fonzie” Fonzarelli (Christopher Walken).


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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