Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 16]]>
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April 8th, 2000
Christopher Walken
Christina Aguilera
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Dana Carvey
J. Mascis
Phil Hyms
Tina Fey Father & Son BushSummary: George Bush (Dana Carvey) gives fatherly advice to George W. Bush (Will Ferrell).
Recurring Characters: George Bush, George W. Bush.
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Christopher Walken’s MonologueAlso Hosted: 89k, 92d, 95j, 00t, 02m.
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Behind The Music: Blue Oyster CultSummary: As the members of Blue Oyster Cult record “(Don’t) Fear The Reaper”, manager Bruce Dickinson (Christopher Walken) informs them that he wants to hear more cowbell.
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Elian, The Cuban Boy!Recurring Characters: Elian Gonzalez, Janet Reno, Fidel Castro.
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The ContinentalSummary: The Continental (Christopher Walken) attempts to put the moves on a neighbor woman who has stopped by to retrieve her mail.
Recurring Characters: The Continental.
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ViagraSummary: Exasperated wives aren’t too thrilled with their unappealing husbands’ newfound sexual energy.
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Jenny JonesSummary: An excitable audience member (Christopher Walken) expresses his thoughts on Jenny Jones’ (Racel Dratch) guests.
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Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Jacob Silj.
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Christina Aguilera performs “I Turn To You”Also Performed: 02o, 06e.
Also Hosted: 03m.
The CensusSummary: Census taker (Tim Meadows) endures strange encounter with Mr. Leonard (Christopher Walken) while asking questions.
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Miss Greenwood Hills Beauty PageantSummary: Fifty-year old Sally O’Malley (Molly Shannon) participates in a beauty pageant.
Recurring Characters: Sally O’Malley.
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Christina Aguilera performs “At Last” & “What A Girl Wants”
GoodnightsTranscript
Dress Rehearsal Cuts
The Angel of DeathSummary: Clad in black, an angel (Christopher Walken) from above can’t garner respect from a dying woman (Ana Gasteyer) whose life he’s trying to save.
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FonzieSummary: Milos Forman’s latest bio-pic examines the life of Arthur “Fonzie” Fonzarelli (Christopher Walken).
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