SNL Transcripts: Tobey Maguire: 04/15/00: Westlink


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 25: Episode 17

99q: Tobey Maguire / Sisqo


Announcer…..Chris Parnell

[ open on image of a hangglider soaring past a mountaintop ]

Announcer: Life.. is all about finding greatness. And riding its edges.

[ add company logo to corner of the scene ]

Announcer: That’s Westlink.

[ dissolve to Japanese children walking with parasols from futuristic-looking house ]

Announcer: We know the future can be something traditional.

[ dissolve to rocket lifting into the solar system ]

Announcer: And something wonderfully new. Westlink.

[ dissolve to elderly man walking with pick-axe swung over his shoulder ]

Announcer: Because our fathers worked hard.. and we owe it to them.

[ dissolve to little girl sitting on a log holding a globe ]

Announcer: And our children’s dreams are the greatest treasure imaginable.

[ dissolve to close-up of a pizza with the works being sliced in half by a cutter ]

Announcer: Westlink. Generations of insight and ingenuity.

[ dissolve to profile of the Sphinx, followed by a tight shot of a city landscape ]

Announcer: Finding a way to make the extraordinary commonplace.

[ dissolve to silhouette of mom and dad lifting up their young child, with company logo in corner of the screen ]

Announcer: Westlink. Even we don’t know what we do.

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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