SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 05/06/00


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  Season 25: Episode 18

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May 6th, 2000

John Goodman

Neil Young


Kevin Brennan
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: Celebrity EditionSummary: Celebrities vie for the million dollar grand prize.

Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Emeril Lagasse, Kathie Lee Gifford, Rosie O’Donnell, Lance Bass.



John Goodman’s Monologue

Platinum Mach 14Summary: The 14-bladed razor gives the closest shave since 1975’s revolutionary Triple-Trac.

Wanna Be a VJ 3Recurring Characters: Carson Daly.

The Office SkankSummary: Adele (Cheri Oteri), the office skank, flirts with her co-workers in the break room and drops sexual innuendos.


TV FunhouseSummary: Rob Smigel explores the life of a catchphrase.

The Christopher Lowell ShowSummary: Christopher Lowell (Chris Kattan) and his fey panel of experts give foppish decorating tips.


Neil Young performs “Razor Love”

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

Rock & Roll Paradise

The Bloder BrothersSummary: Bloder brothers Kip (Jimmy Fallon) and Wayne (Chris Parnell) are pulled over for a DUI.

Recurring Characters: Kip Bloder, Wayne Bloder.


Neil Young performs “Silver & Gold”

Tek-CoSummary: THe appliance pirates use to test the validity of gold coins.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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