SNL Transcripts: Britney Spears: 05/13/00

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  Season 25: Episode 19

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Special Guests:


May 13th, 2000

Britney Spears

Britney Spears


Sarah Michelle Geller

Cheri Oteri’s mother
Guiliani’s Press ConferenceSummary: Hillary Clinton (Ana Gasteyer) speaks out in favor of Mayor Rudolph Guiliani’s (Darrell Hammond) extramarital affair.

Recurring Characters: Mayor Rudolph Guiliani, Hillary Clinton.



Britney Spears’ MonologueSummary: Britney Spears denies rumors that she lip-syncs and has breast implants.

Also Hosted: 01l.


Gap FatSummary: A fat dancer (Horatio Sanz) leads other fat dancers in a musical campaign for the Gap’s new XXL wear collection.


Morning LatteSummary: Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) and a hoarse Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) interview Mickey Mouse Club reject Dawn Paslowsky (Britney Spears).

Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye.


Boston TeensSummary: Sully (Jimmy Fallon) and Denise (Rachel Dratch) joke around with the milk maiden (Britney Spears) at a coloniel museum.

Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank.


TV FunhouseSummary: In a Rob Smigel cartoon, The Ambiguously Gay Duo foil a Big Head plot at the NBA Finals.


WoodrowSummary: Britney Spears enjoys a romantic moment in the sewer with Woodrow the homeless bum (Tracy Morgan).

Recurring Characters: Woodrow.


Britney Spears performs “Oops!…I Did It Again”Also Performed: 01l, 03c.

Weekend Update with Colin QuinnSummary: A shy Chris Parnell raps about his dream date with Britney Spears.

Recurring Characters: James Haven Voight, Angelina Jolie, Qrplt*xk.


The DeMarco BrothersSummary: Brothers Kyle (Chris Kattan) and Sean DeMarco (Chris Parnell) perform bad dance moves while auditioning for Britney Spears.

Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.


America’s Worst MomentsSummary: From Elian Gonzalez to Oliver North, America’s worst moments are commemorated on a series of decorative plates.


Deandra Wells Comeback TourSummary: Diva Deandra Wells (Ana Gasteyer) mocks the members of her back-up band (Will Ferrell, Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz) during her big comeback tour.

Recurring Characters: Deandra Wells, Gordon Davis, Alan “Sticks” McRae, Donny Gordon.


Uncle Jemima’s Pure Mash LiquorNote: Repeat from 02/05/00.

Britney Spears performs “Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know”


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