Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 19
Gap Fat
Lead Dancer…..Horatio Sanz
[ open on large-sized people dancing, similar to the Gap commercials ]
Female Dancers: Crazy!
Male Dancers: Cool!
Female Dancers: Crazy!
Male Dancers: Go!
[ Lead Dancer enters, and dances around the others ]
Female Dancers: Crazy!
Male Dancers: Cool!
Female Dancers: Crazy!
Male Dancers: Go!
All Dancers: Yeah!!
Lead Dancer: “Just play it cool, boy.. real cool.”
[ cut to GapFat graphic ]
[ SUPER: “When you’re an XXXL” ]
[ SUPER: “Gap Fat, www.gapfat.com” ]