SNL Transcripts: Jackie Chan: 05/20/00


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 25: Episode 20

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


May 20th, 2000

Jackie Chan

Kid Rock


Sarah Michelle Geller

Gina Gershon

Florence Henderson

Andy Murphy

Trey Anastasio
The Ladies ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) plays a round of “Who Wants To Be My Skank?”

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.



Jackie Chan’s MonologueSummary: Other action film stars challenge Jackie Chan.

Recurring Characters: Steven Seagal.


Nick Burns, Your Company Computer GuySummary: Nick Burns (Jimmy Fallon) informs the terminal drones that Wang (Jackie Chan) will be filling in for him while he’s on vacation.

Recurring Characters: Nick Burns.


The CulpsSummary: Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbie (Ana Gasteyer) sing an unusual medley at the school’s Rennaissance Festival.

Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbi Mohan-Culp, Senor Franklin.


TV FunhouseSummary: Fans interrupt during the filming of Madonna’s “American Pie” music video.

The ZimmermannsSummary: Flirtations run rampant between Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura Zimmermann (Cheri Oteri) and inter-racial couple Kim (Jackie Chan) and Kim (Molly Shannon) while on a miniature golf course.

Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmermann, Laura Zimmermann.

Legends in ConcertSummary: A concert of rock legend impersonators includes Chang Cong Sun’s (Jackie Chan) Chinese unconvincing Elvis portrayal.

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Kid Rock performs “American Bad Ass”

Pretty LivingSummary: Joyologist Helen Madden (Molly Shannon) shows off her new aerobic lover, Rusty Lao (Jackie Chan).

Recurring Characters: Gail Gleeson, Helen Madden.

CalgonSummary: Laundromat owner (Jackie Chan) protects the secret of Calgon from a nosy customer (Chris Parnell).


The Men At The Center of the EarthSummary: Various men from around the globe meet up while digging a series of tunnels below the earth’s surface.


Kid Rock performs “Only God Knows Why”


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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