Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 20
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
May 20th, 2000
Jackie Chan
Kid Rock
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Sarah Michelle Geller
Gina Gershon
Florence Henderson
Andy Murphy
Trey Anastasio
The Ladies ManSummary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) plays a round of “Who Wants To Be My Skank?”
Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.
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Montage
Jackie Chan’s MonologueSummary: Other action film stars challenge Jackie Chan.
Recurring Characters: Steven Seagal.
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Nick Burns, Your Company Computer GuySummary: Nick Burns (Jimmy Fallon) informs the terminal drones that Wang (Jackie Chan) will be filling in for him while he’s on vacation.
Recurring Characters: Nick Burns.
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The CulpsSummary: Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbie (Ana Gasteyer) sing an unusual medley at the school’s Rennaissance Festival.
Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbi Mohan-Culp, Senor Franklin.
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TV FunhouseSummary: Fans interrupt during the filming of Madonna’s “American Pie” music video.
The ZimmermannsSummary: Flirtations run rampant between Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura Zimmermann (Cheri Oteri) and inter-racial couple Kim (Jackie Chan) and Kim (Molly Shannon) while on a miniature golf course.
Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmermann, Laura Zimmermann.
Legends in ConcertSummary: A concert of rock legend impersonators includes Chang Cong Sun’s (Jackie Chan) Chinese unconvincing Elvis portrayal.
Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Kid Rock performs “American Bad Ass”
Pretty LivingSummary: Joyologist Helen Madden (Molly Shannon) shows off her new aerobic lover, Rusty Lao (Jackie Chan).
Recurring Characters: Gail Gleeson, Helen Madden.
CalgonSummary: Laundromat owner (Jackie Chan) protects the secret of Calgon from a nosy customer (Chris Parnell).
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The Men At The Center of the EarthSummary: Various men from around the globe meet up while digging a series of tunnels below the earth’s surface.
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Kid Rock performs “Only God Knows Why”
Goodnights
