• 2000

    Pierce Brosnan’s Monologue

    Pierce Brosnan’s Monologue …..Pierce BrosnanSean Connery…..Darrell Hammond Pierce Brosnan: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you very much! It’s great to be here hosting “Saturday Night Live”. Thank you! Now, most of you probably know me from my most famous role as Dr. Angelo from the movie “The Lawnmower Man.” I can’t even walk down the street without somebody saying: “Hey Dr. Angelo! How’s your lawnmower, man?” Well, it’s so annoying. There is of course, one other role for which I am known. (Band plays 007 theme) Ah yes! Ah yes! Music to my ears! (Enter Sean Connery) Sean Connery: That music’s not for you, laddie. That music is…

  • 2000

    Jackie Gives Attitude

    Jackie Gives Attitude Jackie…..Maya RudolphTamilla…..Mena SuvariPassenger #1…..Horatio SanzPassenger #2…..Ana GasteyerPassenger #3…..Chris ParnellLamont…..Tracy MorganDoug…..Will FerrellTyrell…..Jerry Minor…..Lenny Kravitz Announcer: Flight 39 to Minneapolis, now boarding, all passengers. Tamilla: I can’t believe my giants are goin’ to the Super Bowl! Jackie: I know baby, but against who? The Baltimore Ravens, puh-leese. I know my boy Jason Seahorn gon’ tear it up! Tamilla: I’m telling you, and he is so fine! Jackie: Mmm-hmm. Tamilla: Mmm-hmm! Passenger #1: You guys done? Can I go now? Jackie: Not yet. You know, I hear that storm, they shut it down tonight. (searches Passenger #1 with scanner) A’ight, go. (Passenger #1 exits) Ne’t! (Passenger #2 steps through metal…