• 2000

    Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey …..Jimmy Fallon…..Tina FeyJesse Jackson…..Darrell HammondAl Sharpton…..Jerry Minor Announcer: From Studio 8H in Rockefeller Center, this is “Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey.” Jimmy Fallon: Thank you very much! I’m Jimmy Fallon. Tina Fey: And I’m Tina Fey. And, let’s begin with a recap of election news from the last twenty-four hours. Yesterday afternoon in a surprising decision, the Florida Supreme Court ruled in favor of Al Gore, calling for an immediate hand recount. This victory for Gore is regarded as the most shocking and ludicrous comeback since Bobby Ewing walked out of the shower on “Dallas”. Jimmy Fallon: It’s like…

  • 2000

    Burt Bacharach

    Burt Bacharach Brenda…..Ana GasteyerBurt Bacharach…..Val KilmerTom Tyson…..Will FerrellWesley Tyson…..Chris Parnell [ open on interior, A&M recording Studios, 1967 ] Brenda: Wow! Mr. Burt Bacharach! [ laughing nervously ] Can I just say, from all of us at A&M Records, it is a pleasure to meet you! Burt Bacharach: [ smiling constantly ] Brenda, you flatter me! But when it comes right down to it, we’re all here for one thing – to make beautiful Burt Bacharach music. Because I am Burt Bacharach! Brenda: [ laughing ] Yes, you are! Burt Bacharach: I am Burt Bacharach! Not Burt Lancaster – Burt Bacharach! Brenda: You are! I’m Brenda! Burt Bacharach: No, I’m…