SNL Transcripts: Norm MacDonald

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  • Tic Tac Toe

    Crotchety carpenter (Norm MacDonald) nails X’s and O’s to board.

  • Bob Dole Rehearsal

    Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) rehearses election-result speeches.

    Lorne Michaels tells Norm MacDonald to give up the Dole impression.

    Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Elizabeth Dole.

  • Norm Meets Bob Dole

    Bob Dole tells Norm MacDonald to quit doing the impression of him.

  • Cobras

    Gangleader (Norm MacDonald) baffled when gangmembers break into song.

  • Late Show with David Letterman

    William Hurt (Spacey) endures interview with distractful Letterman (Norm MacDonald).

    Recurring Characters: David Letterman, Paul Shaffer.

  • Oprah

    Marv Albert (Norm MacDonald) discusses his bizarre sexual kinks.

    Recurring Characters: Oprah Winfrey.

  • Stallone Aids A Car Wreck Victim

    Car wreck victim (Norm MacDonald) makes fun of rescuer Stallone’s movies.

  • Barry Scheck

    Barry Scheck (Norm MacDonald) entertains not-so-innocent clients at home.

    Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson, Ted Kaczyncski.

  • Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

    Officer Lou Costello (Lane) is frightened by corpse he discovered on the case.

  • Dr. John Gray

    Dr. John Gray (Norm MacDonald) exhibits role confusion in Mars/Venus commercial.

  • Who’s More Grizzled?!

    Old-timers (Brooks, Robert Duvall) compete via disgruntled life tales.

  • Norm MacDonald’s Monologue

    Macdonald’s not funnier, the show is just worse.

  • Great Moments in Yankee History

    Liu Gehrig (MacDonald) insists he’s the unluckiest man of the face of the earth.

  • Celebrity Jeopardy!

    Bert Reynolds, AKA Turd Ferguson (Macdonald) is back for more hijinks.

    Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Burt Reynolds.

  • Tooth Brushers

    Dentist (MacDonald) and wife (Cheri Oteri) argue on doorstep.

  • Inside The Actors Studio

    Clint Eastwood MacDonald) can’t abide James Lipton’s (Will Ferrell) questions.

    Recurring Characters: James Lipton.

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