SNL Transcripts: Norm MacDonald


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  • Tic Tac Toe

    Crotchety carpenter (Norm MacDonald) nails X’s and O’s to board.

  • Bob Dole Rehearsal

    Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) rehearses election-result speeches.

    Lorne Michaels tells Norm MacDonald to give up the Dole impression.

    Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Elizabeth Dole.

  • Norm Meets Bob Dole

    Bob Dole tells Norm MacDonald to quit doing the impression of him.

  • Cobras

    Gangleader (Norm MacDonald) baffled when gangmembers break into song.

  • Late Show with David Letterman

    William Hurt (Spacey) endures interview with distractful Letterman (Norm MacDonald).

    Recurring Characters: David Letterman, Paul Shaffer.

  • Oprah

    Marv Albert (Norm MacDonald) discusses his bizarre sexual kinks.

    Recurring Characters: Oprah Winfrey.

  • Stallone Aids A Car Wreck Victim

    Car wreck victim (Norm MacDonald) makes fun of rescuer Stallone’s movies.

  • Barry Scheck

    Barry Scheck (Norm MacDonald) entertains not-so-innocent clients at home.

    Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson, Ted Kaczyncski.

  • Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

    Officer Lou Costello (Lane) is frightened by corpse he discovered on the case.

  • Dr. John Gray

    Dr. John Gray (Norm MacDonald) exhibits role confusion in Mars/Venus commercial.

  • Who’s More Grizzled?!

    Old-timers (Brooks, Robert Duvall) compete via disgruntled life tales.

  • Norm MacDonald’s Monologue

    Macdonald’s not funnier, the show is just worse.

  • Great Moments in Yankee History

    Liu Gehrig (MacDonald) insists he’s the unluckiest man of the face of the earth.

  • Celebrity Jeopardy!

    Bert Reynolds, AKA Turd Ferguson (Macdonald) is back for more hijinks.

    Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Burt Reynolds.

  • Tooth Brushers

    Dentist (MacDonald) and wife (Cheri Oteri) argue on doorstep.

  • Inside The Actors Studio

    Clint Eastwood MacDonald) can’t abide James Lipton’s (Will Ferrell) questions.

    Recurring Characters: James Lipton.

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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