• 2010

    SNL Transcripts: Jane Lynch: 10/09/10: Damn It, My Mom is on Facebook Filter

     Saturday Night Live Transcripts  Season 36: Episode 3 10c: Jane Lynch / Bruno Mars Damn It, My Mom is on Facebook Filter Tom…..Andy SambergRoommate…..Taram KillamSpokesman…..Bill HaderMom…..Jane Lynch [ open on college student Tom Miller using computer in his dorm room, as his roommate leans forward ] Roommate: [ laughing ] Oh, man! It looks like you have a new Friend Request! Tom: Oh, my God… this canNOT be happening… [ Spokesman enters ] Spokesman: Well, it finally happened — your Mom is on Facebook! [ reveal Facebook screen: “Friend Request – Susan Miller – IT’S YOUR MOM! I’M ON THE FACEBOOK!!!” ] Spokesman V/O: Posting things like: [ Mom types…

  • 2010

    SNL Transcripts: Amy Poehler: 09/25/10: Mosque at Ground Zero

     Saturday Night Live Transcripts  Season 36: Episode 1 10a: Amy Poehler / Katy Perry Mosque at Ground Zero Bride…..Vanessa BayerLesbian Partner…..Amy PoehlerPitchman…..Bill Hader [ open on footage of a bride walking down the aisle ] Announcer: You’ve dreamed about this day forever… [ the bride holds out her hands, reaching out for her lesbian partner ] Announcer: The day of your gay wedding. And shouldn’t the most special day of your life… be celebrated in the most special place on Earth? [ the two women stand before a Muslim congregation, as the scene freezes and the Pitchman pops into frame ] Pitchman: THE NEW MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO!! Coming this…