SNL Transcripts: Mardi Gras Special: 02/20/77: Gary Weis Down South



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  Season 2: Mardi Gras Special







Mardi Gras Special

Gary Weis Down South

[ art card: “Gary Weis Down South” over photo of Gary Weis ]

[ dissolve to film, a montage of Dixie-related signs over traditional Dixie music ]

[ wide shot of Dixie TV, zoom forward ]

[ close-up of Dixie truck as it rolls westward on the street ]

[ Dixie ]

[ zoom on Dixie Stove Works sign ]

[ close-up of rotating Dixie & Associates sign ]

[ zoom on Dixie Parking Service ]

[ zoom on Dixie Bearings, Inc. clock at 6:10 ]

[ Dixie Trucking 94 ]

[ three unidentified Dixie signs ]

[ close-up of Dixie Auto Parts sign ]

[ two unidentified Dixie signs ]

[ unidentified man pulls open his shirt to reveal a Dixie Beer t-shirt ]

[ close-up of Dixie Art sign ]

[ unidentidied Dixie sign ]

[ close-up of Dixie Male sign ]

[ close-up of Official Shop Service Dixie sign ]

[ close-up of Dixie 45 Beer on Tap sign ]

[ zoom to close-up of Dixie Mill Supply Co., Inc. sign ]

[ close-up of Dixie Welding & Metal Day & Night Service sign ]

[ close-up of Dixie Auto sign ]

[ alternate Dixie Mill Supply Co., Inc. sign ]

[ upward angle of Dixie Hotel sign ]

[ quick montage of 14 of the Dixie sign we just saw ]

[ dissolve to applauding revelers in the street, zoom to one upbeat male with SUPER: “Smokes Mardi Grass” ]

[ fade ]

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SNL Transcripts: Mardi Gras Special: 02/20/77: Fats Domino As Sung By Garrett Morris



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  Season 2: Mardi Gras Special




Mardi Gras Special

Fats Domino As Sung By Garrett Morris

…..Garrett Morris

[ open on close-up of doubloon with Fats Domino’s head on it ]

Announcer: Now, for a limited time only, Telecomm Records presents:

[ doubloon spins around to reveal Garrett Morris’ head on the back side ]

A treasury of Fats Domino, as sung by Garrett Morris!

[ dissolve to Garrett Morris seated at a piano, as he plays the notes for “Blueberry Hill” ]

Garrett Morris: [ singing ] “I found my thri-ill!” [ hits the same set of notes twelve times ]

Hi! I’m Garrett Morris! And, if you act RIGHT NOW, you can get this and many more of the music of Fats Domino, as sung by me, Garrett Morris! You’ll get:

[ singing ] “Ain’t.. that.. a shame!” [ hits the same set of twelve notes from “Blueberry Hill” ]
“My tears fell like rain!” [ hits those same twelve notes again ]

[ song titles scroll:

Blueberry Hill
Jambalaya
Domino Twist
Please Don’t Leave Me
The Fat Man
Blue Monday
I’m In Love Again
I’m Walkin
Whole Lot Of Lovin
I’m Gonna Be A Wheel Someday
I Want to Walk You Home
Walking to New Orleans
My Girl Josephine ]

Garrett Morris: This, and many, many more of Fats Domino’s wonderful music, sung by a guy who has always loved The Fats! And who tries as much as he can, to sound just a little bit like him! You’ll get:

[ singing ] “Blue Monday” [ hits those same twelve notes on the piano ]
“How I hate Blue Monday!” [ same twelve notes ]
“All my tiredness, has gone awaaaayyy!!”

[ song title scroll repeats itself ]

AND! The best thing about this amazing TV offer, is that the music of Fats Domino as sung by Garrett Morris, is ONLY $49.95! Yes, $49.95! And I even sing Fats’ BIGGEST hit:

[ singing ] “I found my thri-ill!” [ same twelve notes ]

RIGHT on the record! So order NOW, while it’s on demand!

[ singing ] “That’s why I’m walkin’ to New Orleans!” [ same twelve notes ]

[ dissolve to doubloon with Garrett’s head on it, and SUPER: “Treasury of Fats Domino, Pier 26, New York, NY 10007” ]

Announcer: Send now, for your own treasury of Fats Domino, sung by Garrett Morris. Pier 26, New York, New York.

[ fade ]

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