SNL Transcripts: Sigourney Weaver: 10/11/86

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October 11th, 1986

Sigourney Weaver

Buster Poindexter


Christopher Durang

  • Madonna: “It Was All A Dream”

  • Sigourney Weaver’s Monologue

  • General Dynamics

  • Pathological Liar

    Recurring Characters: Tommy Flanagan.

  • Quiz Masters

    Recurring Characters: Marge Keister.

  • The Amazing Alexander

  • Hef-Tea Tea Bags

  • Church Chat

    Recurring Characters: Church Lady.

  • Buster Poindexter performs “Smack Dab in the Middle”

  • Weekend Update with Dennis Miller

  • Mr. Subliminal

    Recurring Characters: Mr. Subliminal.

  • Alienses

  • Anti-Crime Ad

  • Sigourney Weaver & Buster Poindexter perform “Baby It’s Cold Outside”

  • Derek Stevens: Choppin’ Broccoli”

    Recurring Characters: Derek Stevens.

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    86a: Sigourney Weaver / Buster Poindexter

    General Dynamics

    Girl…..Jan Hooks
    Guy…..Dana Carvey
    Announcer V/O…..Phil Hartman

    [a very hunky guy pulls up in a corvette, he wears a grey t-shirt, blue jeans, he stops the car and sits on top of the driver’s seat, a very pretty girl stands next to the car, she is wearing blue jeans, a white tank top, pink high heels]

    Girl: You’re late…

    Guy: So…thought we’d have a date?

    Girl: So? I don’t feel like going out, I sort of have other plans…

    Guy: Guess I should just leave.

    Girl: I didn’t say that, just said I have other plans.

    Guy: These uh “other plans”…do they include me?

    Girl: Yeah.

    Guy: And you are saying you don’t want to go out.

    Girl: Uh-uh.

    Guy: So I guess we should go inside and…

    Girl: What?

    Both: And watch TV.

    [scene freezes]

    Announcer: General Dynamics…the leader in laser-guided technology.


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