• 1991

    Michael Jordan: 09/28/91

    Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:September 28th, 1991Michael JordanPublic EnemyJesse JacksonSpike Lee Public Enemy, “Bring Tha Noize” Wayne’s WorldRecurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar. Michael Jordan’s Monologue Schmitt’s Gay Beer The First Black Harlem Globetrotter Bill Swerski’s Super FansRecurring Characters: Bob Swerski, Carl Wollarski, Pat Arnold, Todd O’Conner. Public Enemy performs “Can’t Truss It” Weekend Update with Dennis Miller Daily AffirmationRecurring Characters: Stuart Smalley. ZoraidaRecurring Characters: Zoraida. The Dark Side with Nat XRecurring Characters: Nat X. Tales From The BarbecueRecurring Characters: Grandpa. Miles Davis Memoriam Public Enemy performs “Bring Tha Noize” Elevator Fans III SNL Transcripts

  • 1991

    Schmitt’s Gay

    Schmitt’s Gay Housesitter #1…..Chris FarleyHousesitter #2…..Adam Sandler [ open on two Housesitters entering dingy-looking house ] Housesitter #1: [ disgusted ] This is a great housesitting job you found.. this place is a dump! Housesitter #2: Just wait’ll you see the pool. [ they reach the pool, whch is dirty and empty ] Housesitter #1: [ further disgusted ] No water! [ Housesitter #2 grins slyly, then turns a faucet on and fills the pool. Dirty water starts to drip from the pipe, but suddenly the dirty pool is transformed into a sparkling paradise, as five heavily-pumped gay men rise from the water. ] Guy In Pool: You two look…