Michael Jordan: 09/28/91


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September 28th, 1991

Michael Jordan

Public Enemy

Jesse Jackson

Spike Lee

Public Enemy, “Bring Tha Noize”

  • Wayne’s World

    Recurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar.

  • Michael Jordan’s Monologue

  • Schmitt’s Gay Beer

  • The First Black Harlem Globetrotter

  • Bill Swerski’s Super Fans

    Recurring Characters: Bob Swerski, Carl Wollarski, Pat Arnold, Todd O’Conner.

  • Public Enemy performs “Can’t Truss It”

  • Weekend Update with Dennis Miller

  • Daily Affirmation

    Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.

  • Zoraida

    Recurring Characters: Zoraida.

  • The Dark Side with Nat X

    Recurring Characters: Nat X.

  • Tales From The Barbecue

    Recurring Characters: Grandpa.

  • Miles Davis Memoriam

  • Public Enemy performs “Bring Tha Noize”

  • Elevator Fans III

    SNL Transcripts

  • Schmitt’s Gay


    Schmitt’s Gay

    Housesitter #1…..Chris Farley
    Housesitter #2…..Adam Sandler


    [ open on two Housesitters entering dingy-looking house ]

    Housesitter #1: [ disgusted ] This is a great housesitting job you found.. this place is a dump!

    Housesitter #2: Just wait’ll you see the pool.

    [ they reach the pool, whch is dirty and empty ]

    Housesitter #1: [ further disgusted ] No water!

    [ Housesitter #2 grins slyly, then turns a faucet on and fills the pool. Dirty water starts to drip from the pipe, but suddenly the dirty pool is transformed into a sparkling paradise, as five heavily-pumped gay men rise from the water. ]

    Guy In Pool: You two look like you need to get wet!

    Housesitters: [ looking up to the heavens ] Thank you!

    [ flash on Schmitt’s Gay logo on the front of a bottle ] [ intercut shots of crotch areas of the gay men, as the Housesitters scream excitedly ] [ various scenes of the Housesitters engaged in activities with the gay pool guys are seen – drinking, videotaping, doing the congo, etc. ]

    Announcer: If you’ve got a big thirst, and you’re gay, reach for a cold, tall bottle of Schmitt’s Gay.

    [ cut to Housesitters massaging the pool guys ]

    Housesitter #1: I think I’m gonna like housesitting..

    Housesitter #2: Uh.. yeah!

    [ fade ]

    SNL Transcripts