Colin Jost
Michael Che
[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a picture of a take away coffee at right top corner.]Michael Che: A new coffee shop has opened in Brooklyn that will see an $18 cup of coffee, which only makes sense to me if it was served with a side of damn $15.
[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of world map at left top corner.]Colin Jost: An American woman set a new record by visiting every country in the world in 19 months. And after all that travel, she found the one thing that had been inside her all along. [Picture changes to a mosquito] Zika.
[Picture changes to Super Bowl logo]A Massachusetts couple whose son was born during the Super Bowl has name him Brady. While an Atlanta couple whose son was born during the Super Bowl named him, “Son of a bitch.”