Colin Jost,
Malissa Villaseñor
Kyle Mooney
[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set]
Colin Jost: Tomorrow night is the 61st Annual Grammy Awards, here to talk about who she thinks should win is our very own Melissa Villaseñor.
[Cut to Malissa Villaseñor coming in dressed as Lady Gaga]
Malissa Villaseñor: Yeah, thank you, Colin.
[Cut to Colin and Malissa]
You know, everyone has been on the edge of their seats waiting to hear my Grammy picks. Here we go.
Colin Jost: Okay, wait – hold on one second. Melissa, are dressed up as Lady Gaga?
Malissa Villaseñor: What? No, I just wore this for all my Melissa Monsters out there.
Colin Jost: All right. Sure, so let’s get started with the Grammy picks. Who is your choice for song of the year?
[Cut to Malissa]
Malissa Villaseñor: Oh, my god. I just heard this song for the first time this morning. It’s called “Shallow”. Have you heard it?
[Cut to Colin and Malissa]
Colin Jost: The Lady Gaga song? Yeah, I’ve heard it.
Malissa Villaseñor: That’s Gaga? Wow. So you have heard it.
Colin Jost: Yeah, I mean pretty much everyone has heard it basically everyday for the past three months, yeah.
Malissa Villaseñor: Well, in case you haven’t heard it –-
Colin Jost: We have.
Malissa Villaseñor: It goes a little something like this –
[Cut to Malissa singing with Lady Gaga impression]
♪Tell me something girl, are you happy in this modern world♪
[Cut to Colin and Malissa]
Colin Jost: Okay. All right. Yes, great. I know you’ve been trying to get your Lady Gaga impression on the show for a while now.
Malissa Villaseñor: How dare you. I’m not doing an impression. I am Melissa. And this is my famous Grammy preview.
Colin Jost: Okay, because you’re wearing a Lady Gaga wig.
Malissa Villaseñor: This isn’t a wig. I was born this way.
Colin Jost: Oh, okay. Is just makes it seem like you’re a little obsessed with Lady Gaga.
Malissa Villaseñor: So what Colin? When I heard this song for the first time this morning, I felt like I was –
[Cut to Malissa singing with Lady Gaga impression]
♪Falling in all the good times I find myself
longing for change and in the bad times I fear myself♪
[Kyle Mooney comes in and sing’s Bradley Cooper’s part]
♪In the Shall la-la-la low
In the Shall la-la-la low♪
[Kyle Mooney leaves]
Colin Jost: Wait! That was Kyle’s whole part? That was it?
Malissa Villaseñor: Yes.
Colin Jost: This is great, but I don’t know we could afford the rights to perform “Shallow” on the show. I’m sorry.
[Cut to Malissa singing with Lady Gaga impression]
Malissa Villaseñor: Hey.
♪Tell me something boy, aren’t you tired trying to fill that void.
[cut to Malissa and Colin]
or do you need more, ain’t it so hard keeping it so hardcore♪
Colin Jost: Well, sometimes yes.
Malissa Villaseñor: [Cut to Malissa singing with Lady Gaga impression]
♪oh oh oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa
I’m off the deep end watch as I dive in
I’ll never meet the ground♪
[Cut to Malissa and Colin]
Malissa Villaseñor: Melissa Villaseñor, everyone!