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Album Recording Session

Young Spicy… Young Spicy Walker

Ego Nwodim

Ana De Armas

Kenan Thompson

Young Spicy: Hey what’s up y’all? My name is Young Spicy and I’m a producer I’m about to release my first album – Jalapeno Jones. Yeah, thanks for helping us out today.

Ego: How you doin?

Ana: Hey, what’s good, Spicy?

Young Spicy: So basically we just looking for a new producer tag from our beats. So someone kind of sexy and cool.

Kenan: Yeah, so for example something like –

Female voice: Mike Quilt Naden.

Kenan: Or this one…

Female: Maybach Music.

Young Spicy: We’ve heard you to some beautiful voices, so we just need you to say something like “Young Spicy so Fago”.

Ana: Yeah, we can do that.

Ego: Okay, we got you Mr. Spicy.

Kenan: All right, I’m gonna go ahead and start to beat. You two take it away and then let’s get some lunch. Take one.

Ego: Okay, yeah, we’ll give you some options.

[beat playing]

Ooh, Young Spicy got that fire.

Ana: Da-da-da-damn Young Spicy is flaming hot.

Young Spicy: Yeah, yeah, exactly like that. Yeah, keep that going.

Ego: Oh Young Spicy, you stupid.

Ana: Oh, Spicy can’t read.

Ego: Damn Spicy, you illiterate.

Young Spicy: Okay, I love it. But just FYI, I can read. I’m a reader.

Ego: Okay, we got you, we got you.

Ana: Ooh, Spicy can read but he struggles with ma-ma-ma-ma-math.

Young Spicy: Alright, let’s stop. Let’s stop.

Kenan: Wow, I think we got it man. Let’s get some lunch.

Young Spicy: No, no lunch, alright? So y’all remember the assignment, right?

Ana: Yeah, we hear you. We’re good.

Ego: Yeah, but we artists. So we just responded to the vibes.

Young Spicy: Okay, let’s do a different vibe then. Okay? Maybe let’s do something like, “Ooh Spicy, these beats nasty.”

Ego: Okay. I see you.

Ana: Okay, cool.

Ego: All right.

Kenan: Alright, cool. One more take and we are getting gyros. Yeah. Tzatziki sauce on the side. Take two.

Ana: Okay, so like- Oh Spicy, you filthy for this.

Young Spicy: Exactly. Yeah. Let’s get a couple more like that. Yeah.

Ego: Spicy, why you sleep next to your laundry?

Ana: Oh, Spices don’t wash his pillows, he’s gross. Yeah.

Ego: Damn Spicy, you got that dark ring around your toilet. I’m uncomfortable here.

Ana: Da-da-da-damn Spicy, you live like this?

Young Spicy: Alright, let’s stop. Let’s actually stop. Okay, ladies, I’m begging you. Can y’all just say something like – “Ou, the ladies love Spicy,” something like that?

Kenan: Yeah, and after this take, I’m gonna give me a little hummus with the pita bread. Take three.

Ego: Damn Spice again, everybody pregnant.

Young Spicy: Okay, we’re getting closer. We’re getting closer. I dig that. Yeah.

Ego: Ou Spicy, the baby is yours for sure.

Ana: Da-da-da-da-damn Spicy, my water broke.

Ego: Damn Spicy, I’ma name the baby Delante.

Ana: Hey Spicy, I need you to drive me to the hospital in your 2001 Co-co-co-co-Corolla.

Young Spicy: No. No. No baby stuff. No baby stuff. And leave my Corolla out of this, alright? Just do something about like, talk about like, how like, Spicy gets you hot. Something like that.

Ego: Okay. Damnm Spicy got me sweating.

Young Spicy: Yes, thank you. Yeah.

Ana: Oh, I don’t usually sweat like this, I’m scared.

Ego: Da-da-da-da-damn Spicy, why the room spinning all of a sudden?

Ana: Damn spicy, all I had was one sprite, I shouldn’t be filled like th-th-th-th-this.

Ego: Oh, I think Spicy put something in my d-d-d-d-drink.

Ana: Sp-sp-sp-sp-Spicy needs to be on the watch list.

Young Spicy: Ay, cut that track. Cut that. Cut that and delete that. Delete that actually. You know what? Actually, let’s just call it a day. I’m good.

Ego: Okay, I mean listen-

Ana: Whenever. I mean, what we gave you was flago.

Ego: Yeah, you should just use the one about the ring around your toilet for real.

Kenan: Ay Spicy, can I try one?

Young Spicy: Bro, what?

Kenan: Please?

Young Spicy: Alright.

Kenan: Yeah, Spicy got that fire.

Young Spicy: Okay, I like that here.

Kenan: Yes, Spicy got that heat.

Young Spicy: Okay.

Kenan: Despite his struggles with his reading.

Young Spicy: No.

Kenan: That’s not good? That’s not good?

Weekend Update- New Dick’s Sporting Goods Store & Taylor Swift Re-Records Album

Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There’s a picture of Dick’s Sporting Goods logo at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: Dick’s Sporting Goods is opening a new experiential store with a rock climbing wall, sports fields and indoor wellness space. Unfortunately, they’re calling it “Hands-on Dick’s”.

[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of Taylor Swift at right top corner.]

Michael Che: Taylor Swift has released an album of re-recorded versions of her album ‘Fearless’ which she first made when she was 18. Wow, that’s impressive because if I released a number of things I wrote when I was 18, I would be fired immediately.

[Picture changes to Tyler Perry]

Tyler Perry is developing a new TV series that explores the origin of his character Media, weirdly as part of his new superhero franchise, “The Averngers”.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of a house at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: The house where Lizzie Borden murdered her parents has been sold for $Michael Che million and will be turned into a bed and breakfast. Though, a bread and breakfast where a murder happened is pretty much just Days Inn.

[Picture changes to a bird feeder and a bird.]

The CDC is warning about a salmonella outbreak that’s linked to bird feeders. Yet another piece of bad news for people who eat out of bird feeders.

[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of Will.I.Am at right top corner.]

Michael Che: Singer Will.I.Am announced that he is developing a new face mask that will come with an air filter, bluetooth and noise cancelling earbuds. Or, hear me out, just get the vaccine, man. I like Will.I.Am, but if you don’t make another hit soon, you gonna be Will.I.Was.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Captain Underpants at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: The publishers of the Captain Underpants books have cancelled the spinoffs of the popular series saying it promoted “passive racism”, which is not what I expected a guy called ‘Captain Underpants’ to get cancelled for.

[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of Starbucks at right top corner.]

Michael Che: Starbucks has launched a new eco friendly program called ‘borrow a cup’ in which customers return their cup after finishing their drink so the store can use it again. And Dunkin’ donuts plans to compete with this promotion by not doing that.

[The picture changes to a map of Texas and handcuffs.]

Texas police arrested a woman who broke into a man’s house, stripped naked and in one of his beds. The man called the police when he realized the woman was not attractive.