Mikey: What is that lady doing? She almost was plowed into us. [honks the horn] Lunatic!
Chloe: Oh my God, dad, don’t be so awkward.
Mikey: Well, she almost caused accident just sit there and bumper to bumper traffic. Hey, hello. Hey! Hey!
Quinta: What?
Mikey: You cut me off. You drive crazy.
Quinta: You know what? Eat me. Eat me. I had my blinker on.
Mikey: That’s a lie. You lie. Shame on you.
Quinta: Eat my butt. All of this.
Mikey: You are a sad woman. You sad woman.
Quinta: Okay. Well, why don’t you roll down your window and say that to my face.
Mikey: Why did you mime a crank? No cars have those windows. Power windows now. Do this. Boo. Bad choice.
Quinta: No. This? It’s too small. It wouldn’t read.
Mikey: I guess.
Quinta: You are scared because you aren’t a man. You’re not a big man.
Mikey: Shut up. Shut up. I am a man. I am very strong man.
Quinta: No. You are a little bitch. You are a little bitch.
Mikey: [to Chloe] She’s using you for the word bitch?
Chloe: What? That is so messed up. You suck. You suck.
Mikey: Hey. Hey, don’t do that. First of all, I don’t love that you use two hands. Second of all, just don’t do it. You know what? You know what? Bye. Bye. You not worth my time.
Qinta: Bye, you are a giant puss. You’re that. You’re giant puss.
Mikey: What would your mother say if she saw you do that.
Quinta: My mom told me to do it.
Quinta’s mom: You like devil.
Mikey: Shame on you. That was racist.
Quinta: Now, don’t hate all white people. Just you.
Mikey: Bravo. Bravo. You bad person. I feel bad for your husband.
Quinta: No husband. He went bye-bye. We split up.
Mikey: Oh. Me too. Wife left. But it’s good. She was a bitch.
Chloe: Dad!
Quinta: Respect. Respect. Hey, this might be crazy. But are you hungry?
Mikey: Yeah, I could eat.
Quinta: Do you maybe one To eat these butt? Huh? Ha-ha-ha. Eat the butt.
Mikey: Shame on you.
Chloe: You suck.
Mikey: Stop doing that. Stop it.