Sasha… Aubrey Plaxa
Ian… Mikey Day
Heidi Gardner
Michael Longfellow
Kenan Thompson
Ego Nwodim
Ego: Okay, your parents live by one.
Kenan: School.
Ego: No.
Kenan: Beach.
Michael: Time’s up.
Heidi: You did so good. You sure you’ve never played taboo before?
Michael: Score’s 9 to 9. The coldest at game night, be wilda.
Heidi: Sweet, don’t say wilda. Alright. Next may be their game night debut, our new neighbors Sasha and Ian.
Ian: The news.
Sasha: Thanks again for having us. This is really fun.
Ian: Yeah, we’re so excited to get to know you guys.
Heidi: Oh my god. Of course. Here, neighbors are family. So remember, you need him to get the word on top without using any of the words underneath it. If you do, you get buzzed.
Michael: They know, honey. All right, ready? Go.
Sasha: Okay, um, I love buying these online.
Ian: Oh, boy. Shoes. Candles.
Sasha: No. Last week, you were like “Honey, the last thing you need is another…”
Ian: Gun.
Sasha: Yes.
Ego: Did he say gun?
Sasha: Okay. Oh, okay. I’m really cranky in the morning until I’ve had my…
Ian: Acid.
Sasha: Yes. Whoo! Oh, my nickname for your penis.
Ian: Oh, Tiny Tim.
Sasha: The other one.
Mickey: Garbage.
Sasha: Yes. Okay. At couple’s therapy, we took those tests.
Ian: Personality.
Sasha: Yes. And you’re a type A and I’m a…
Ian: Sociopath.
Sasha: Ding, ding. Oh, okay. Um, the night we met I was on…
Ian: Ketamine.
Sasha: And?
Ian: On parole.
Sasha: And?
Ian: On fire.
Sasha: Yes.
Ian: Yes!
Sasha: Wow. Wow. Okay. I am not legally allowed back in this state.
Ian: Oh my god, babe. Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida? Helped me out here babe.
Sasha: Skip. Okay.Okay, okay. Okay, who’s this? [acts crazy]
Ian: Amanda.
Sasha: Who is our?
Ian: Daughter.
Michael: Time’s up.
Ian: Whoo! It’s yum.
Sasha: Uh, you too.
Ian: We did good. And now we switch and Sasha guesses, right?
Heidi: Yeah, sorry. The night you met, you were on fire?
Sasha: Oh, yeah, it was so dumb. We were young and crazy. We were in our 30s.
Ian: Yeah. So. All right, ready? Okay, we switch. Ready? All right, baby. Ready?
Sasha: Yeah. This is really exciting.
Ian: I know.
Sasha: it’s turning me on.
Ian: Oh-oh.
Sasha: It’s happening.
Ian: All right.
Sasha: It’s happening.
Ian: That’s awesome. Remember, we’re in public.
Michael: Okay. Time starts now.
Ian: Okay, um, oh, you always steal these from hotels?
Sasha: Cars.
Ian: Yep.
Sasha: Yes. High-five. Okay, choke me.
Ian: No, not right now. When we get home, when we get home. Okay. Okay, last night when we argued, you threw one of these at me.
Sasha: Oh, wow. Okay. Plate. Mug. Phone. iPad Pro. iPad Mini. Fish tank. Butterknife. Steak knife. Butcher knife. Oh god. Oh. Just do me on this ugly couch right now.
Ian: No, baby. No.
Michael: Time’s up.
Ian: Oh. Well, that was fun. Who’s next?
Ego: Him and her. So what was the answer? What did she throw at you?
Ian: Oh, our dog.
All: Oh, dog. Of course.