Chance the Rapper
Kenan Thompson[Music video starts. Artists- De-Von-Tre, song- “Come Back”.] [Chance the Rapper, Chris Redd and Kenan Thompson are the singers]
Chance the Rapper: Ooh!
Chris Redd: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chance the Rapper: [singing] This time a year I get thankful babe
thankful for you
Kenan Thompson: But now, you’re gone
and I don’t know what to do
Chris Redd: You were so intelligent, you were so strong
waited my whole life for you, so damn long
Chance the Rapper: And now I see you moving on
and I’m begging you come back home
All: And every night
I turn the TV on and cry
I say why
I feel like we’re all going to die
So, come back Barack [Chris Redd is looking at Barack Obama’s picture]
even though it’s not allowed
we want you back somehow
I need you in my life
So, come back Barack,
we didn’t know just what we had
Now things are looking bad
like, really bad, like, World War bad, like, nuclear bad
So, come back Barack
Chance the Rapper: I see you hang gliding
living your life
Kenan Thompson: Dropping your daughter off
at college with your wife
Chris Redd: And you look so damn happy
and you deserve it, yeah, but I’m a selfish man
Kenan Thompson: And I know there is other democrats
more than just a few
Chance the Rapper: But when I think of change
the only chance I want is you
All: I’m in hell, dreaming about you and Michelle
So, come back Barack,
don’t leave us here alone
please pick up the phone
the White House ain’t a home
Just come back Barack
Kenan Thompson: It’s been a long time, Barack. Almost as long as since the guy talked over a record like this but for real, why would leave us? Oh, coz you had to? Because of the constitution? But you can come back, right? Oh, you can’t? Coz that would undermine the very institutions that we’re barely holding on to as it is? I see. I guess we stuck with this dude for a while then. Maybe you can come back and make a speech? How much would that cost? For real? Oh, no, we definitely can’t afford that. So, I’m just getting rained over for nothing. That’s interesting. Well, you enjoy your retirement, homie.
All: Come back Barack,
we need you all so bad
2020’s looking sad
Kenan Thompson: Maybe Michelle could run.
All: Like, really sad, like, super sad, like, what the hell we gonna do sad
Kenan Thompson: No, let’s not put Michelle through that.
All: Come back Barack
Kenan Thompson: But if she wanted to–
Chris Redd: I’d vote for Joe Biden
Kenan Thompson: What about George Clooney? I mean, that dude was Batman. That’d be cool. You know what? I don’t think the three of us have firmest grasp on government. But, hey, happy thanksgiving, everybody.
All: Come back Barack!