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    Michael Cohen Hearing Cold Open | Season 44 Episode 14

    Rep. Elijah Cummings … Kenan Thompson Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez… Melissa Villaseñor Michael Cohen… Ben Stiller Jim Jordan… Bill Hader Jackie Speier… Heidi Gardner Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz… Kate McKinnon Rep. Paul Gosar… Kyle Mooney Rep. Mark Meadows… Alex Moffat [Starts with C-SPAN channel program schedule] Narrator: You’re watching C-Span. Sorry, I read that wrong. You’re watching C-Span? We now tune into congressional oversight committee hearing where president Trump’s personal lawyer, [Cut to Michael Cohen Testimony house oversight committee] Michael Cohen is about to give sworn testimony. [Cut to congressmen and congresswomen sitting for the testimony] [Cut to Rep. Elijah Cummings] Rep. Elijah Cummings: All rise. All right. I would like to get…

  • 2018

    It’s a Wonderful Trump Cold Open | Season 44 Episode 9

    Donald Trump… Alec Baldwin Clarence… Kenan Thompson Sarah… Aidy Bryant Kellyanne… Kate McKinnon Donald Jr. Trump… Mikey Day Eric… Alex Moffat Melania… Cecily Strong Hernia… Heidi Gardner Michael Cohen… Ben Stiller Mike Pense… Beck Bennett Brett Kavanaugh… Matt Damon Robert Mueller… Robert De Niro [Starts with a black and white video clip of bell ringing] [Cut to address board saying ‘You are in Washington, D.C.’][Cut to video clips of White House office] Unknown speaker 1: And lord, please help Donald Trump. He’s not a good man, but he is in trouble. Unknown speaker 2: Joseph, Jesus and Mary, help Mr. Trump tonight. He’s a nightmare, but he’s all I got. Melania:…