Blazer… Taran Killam
Chief… Beck Bennett
Bobby Moynihan[Starts with Blazer intro]
Male voice: Blazer! He gets the job done. Cleaning up the streets, one thug at a time. The best.[Cut to Blazer interrogating Wiz]
Blazer: You ready to talk?
Wiz: Talk about what?[Blazer punches Wiz]
Male voice: Unstoppable! He’s not afraid to get his hands dirty.[Blazer jumps into an apartment through the window where Kenan is sitting]
Kenan: No, not again, Blazer![Blazer punches Kenan]
Male voice: Justice has a new name.[Blazer is punching everybody but he stops when it’s a white guy.] [Video paused on TV] [Cut to Blazer and Chief in a police office]
Chief: So, you see why I gotta fire you, right Blazer?
Blazer: Coz I only beat up black guys?
Chief: Yeah, coz you only beat up black guys.
Blazer: Coz my partner filmed everything with his bodycam?
Blazer: Also coz I edited it altogether and added music and put it up on YouTube?
Chief: Yeah, all that. yeah.
Blazer: Well, had a good run while it lasted, didn’t we chief?
Chief: [smiles] We sure did. We sure did.[Blazer and Chief laughing and shaking hands] [Video pauses on TV] [Cut to Bobby and Chief in the office]
Bobby: So, you see why you can’t be police chief anymore?
Chief: Because I may have lied of race based police brutality?
Bobby: Yeah.[Cut to Blazer running over the walls]
Male voice: Blazer![Blazer falls]