Chase… Beck Bennett
Eric… Chris Hemsworth
Bryan… Kyle Mooney
Taran Killam
[Starts with Chase and Eric watching a movie]
Chase: Man, what a good movie.
Eric: Yeah.
Chase: You done ordering some food?
Eric: eah, I’m gonna go and take a shower. So, let’s pick somewhere to eat when I get back.
Chase: Cool. I’ll look through some menus.
[Eric leaves and Chase is gong through some menus]
[Bryan walks in]
Bryan: Hey, man. I’m gonna pick up some groceries. I thinking of making dinner tonight.
[Cut to Chase being shocked]
[Cut to Chase narrating]
Chase narrating: This is the first time I’ve heard anything about Bryan wanting to get groceries. I might have to tell him that Eric and I are planning on ordering food.
[Cut to Chase and Bryan]
Chase: Eric and I are planning on ordering food.
[Cut to Bryan being shocked.]
[Cut to Chase]
Would you wanna get in on that?
[Cut to Bryan narrating]
Bryan narrating: Wait, Eric and Chase are ordering food? Now I’m thinking I wanna order food too. I’m really confused.
[Cut to Chase and Bryan]
Bryan: Hey, man. We need to talk.
Chase: Yeah. What’s up?
Bryan: I was thinking about ordering that food stuff. And I think– I think I definitely wanna order food with you guys.
Chase: Nice.
[Chase and Bryan hug each other]
[Cut to Chase narrating]
Chase narrating: Wow! It’s cool to have somebody in the house that I can finally be myself around.
[Cut to Chase and Bryan]
Chase: Cool if I put my feet up?
Bryan: No problem. Just be yourself.
[Chase puts his feet up on the table.]
[Eric walks in]
Eric: Hey, Chase. I’m out of the shower and ready to decide where to order from.
[Eric looks at Chase and Bryan and become shocked.]
Wait, Bryan?
[Cut to Chase and Bryan. They both stand up.]
[Cut to Eric narrating]
Eric narrating: Bryan wasn’t in the living room when I went to take a shower. And now he is? I gotta get to the bottom of this.
[Cut to Eric]
Eric: Someone wanting to explain to me what’s going on?
[Cut to Chase and Bryan. Chase stands.]
Chase: Eric, something happened when you were in the shower.
[Cut to replay of what happened when Eric was not there in black and white.]
[Cut to Eric]
Eric: Hold up. Earlier, I talked to Chase about getting dinner. Bryan, now you wanna order food too?
[Cut to Bryan narrating]
Bryan narrating: Dude!
[Cut to Bryan]
Bryan: Yeah!
[Cut to Eric narrating]
Eric narrating: Is this actually happening right now?
[Cut to Chase narrating]
Chase narrating: Welcome to the house.
[Cut to Eric]
Eric: Wait, wait. I gotta think about this.
[Cut to Chase and Bryan waiting for the answer.]
Bryan, you step forward please.
[Bryan steps forward.]
[Cut to Eric]
I admire you told me the truth. But you said that you wanted to get groceries. And then you changed your mind. Now, I’m not sure I can trust you.
[Cut to Bryan nodding his head.]
Chase, you step forward please.
[Chase steps forward.]
That’s too far. back.
[Chase steps a bit backward.]
To the right a little bit.
[Chase steps right]
[Cut to Eric]
That’s good. Now, you were one of the first people that I decided to order food with, but I’ve questioned your loyalty ever since you cheated on the midnight endurance challenge.
[Cut to midnight endurance challenge. All three of them are standing on logs carrying buckets on the both sides. Chase kicks Eric and Eric falls down.]
[Cut to Chase narrating]
Chase narrating: Oh, no! Eric fell?
[Cut to Eric]
Eric: This is tough.
[Taran walks in. He is wearing a nice suit.]
Taran: Eric. One person has to leave the house tonight. It’s time to make your decision. Who is it going to be?
[suspense music playing]
[Cut to Eric]
Eric: The person who has to leave…
[Cut to Chase and Bryan looking at each other.]
the house tonight… is…
[Cut to Eric]
me. I’m going to grocery store and I’m gonna make dinner for everyone.
[Cut to Chase and Bryan getting angry and vandalizing the house]
Male voice: Coming up on “So you think you can live with Brina?”
[Cut to Bryan narrating]
Bryan narrating: Eric’s dinner sucked so he had one last chance to secure the spot in the hosue.
[Cut to Eric singing]
Eric: Five, six, seven, eight…
[singing] You’re making me believe–
[Cut to Chase and Bryan. They are the judges.]
Chase: No.
Bryan: No.
[Cut to Eric]
Eric: Fu–[bleep]