Alec Baldwin[Starts with a couple enjoying wine in a candle light.]
Female voice: You’ve always loved her and nothing says “I love you” like the classic Russell Stover heart-shaped box of chocolages.[Mikey gives Melissa a heart shaped box of chocolate]
Mikey: Happy Valentine’s day, baby.
Female voice: But February isn’t only about Valentine’s day.[Cut to Alex giving Sasheer a heart shaped box of chocolate]
Alex: Happy black history month, baby.
Sasheer: It’s not gonna be– [Sasheer opens the box of chocolate. They’re all face shaped chocolate making it look like they’re black.] Oh, it is.
Female voice: Russell Stover is honored to introduce our black history heart shaped box. Inside you’ll find twenty eight scrumptious African-American heroes. One for each delicious day of thie important month.
Alex: [picking up one chocolate] Terry Tubman, babe.
Sasheer: [not happy] Okay.
Female voice: Because a deep rich culture deserves a deep, rich chocolate.[Cut to Alec giving Leslie a box of chocolate]
Leslie: Oh, I thought you forgot, baby.
Alec: About your struggle? Never.
Leslie: What?[Leslie opens the box. Alec shows her his fist.]
Don’t do that!
Female voice: Each of these delectable black Americans is identified right on the box along with their indulgent flavor.
Leslie: Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., I have a cream?[Cut to Alex and Sasheer]
Alex: [eating one chocolate] It’s peanut-butter. Wonder–
Sasheer: It’s George Washington.
Alex: George Washington Carver. Nailed it.
Female voice: From the fiery cayenne-infused caramel of Malcolm X to the airy marshmallow of Dizzy Gillespie.[Cut to Leslie and Alec]
Leslie: Babe, they got a Bill clinton in here?
Female voice: Show her you love her and her culture, with Russell Stover’s black history heart-shaped box. Russell Stover, re we doing this right?