• 2019

    Cheques | Season 44 Episode 16

    Chris Redd Sandra Oh Kate McKinnon Aidy Bryant Ego Nwodim [Starts with Chris and Sandra at a coffee shop. Chris Redd pays the bill.] Chris Redd: Thank you. Sandra Oh: Hey, I’ll send you what I owe you right now. [Sandra uses her phone to send the money to Chris] Narrator: With services like Venmo and Apple pay, there are so many ways to send money in an instant. [Cut to Chris. Phone beeps and he checks.] Chris Redd: Just got it right now, thanks. [Cut to Chris and Sandra] Narrator: And While convenience is great, don’t forget, there’s also— [Cut to a blank cheque] ‘Cheques’. [Cut to Kate McKinnon writing a…

  • 2019

    Cut for Time: College Admissions | Season 44 Episode 16

    Debra… Sandra Oh Conchoclin… Aidy Bryant Carl… Chris Redd Cecily Strong Heidi Gardner Kenan Thompson [Starts with video clip of a College] Cecily Strong: All right guys. As you know, we’re down to the wire. We’ve got to make final decisions [Cut to college admissions meeting] about who gets off the weight list to join the class of 2023. Carl: Man, [Cut to Carl and Heidi] there are so many qualified candidates but only so few spots. [Cut to Debra and Kenan] Debra: I know, it’s like my bumble account. Ha-ha-ha. Kenan Thompson: What? [Cut to Cecily Strong] Cecily Strong: We’re looking to admit about five more students and in…