Chad… Pete Davidson
Angel… Mikey Day
Brad… Adam Sandler
Doctor… Heidi Gardner
Assistant… Kenan Thompson[Starts with Chad puts a fork on a plate of his foot. Then he puts it into he micro-oven and turns it on. He starts using his phone. There’s an explosion in his house.] [Cut to Chad is over the skies and clouds] [An angel appears]
Angel: Hello Chad. Welcome to the afterlife. I’m afraid to say you have died.
Angel: Chad. You were taken too soon. Which means you have a choice to make. Go that way and you will return to the realm of the living.
Chad: Okay.[Chad turns around and heads that way]
Angel: Wait, Chad![Cut TO Chad IS getting AED shock. Chad wakes up.] [Cut to the doctor]
Doctor: We got a pulse.
Assistant: Welcome back kid.[Cut to the angel, Chad, Heidi and Kenan]
Angel: Chad, we’re not quite done.[Angel takes the soul out of Chad. Chad dies again.]
Doctor: Damn it![Cut to a person standing on a mystic place]
Angel: Before you stands someone you wanted to meet your entire life.[Cut to angel and Chad]
Angel: No, not Thanos.
Chad: Machine Gun Kelly?
Angel: Chad! Let me finish. This is someone who dies before you were born. [Cut to Brad, turning behind slowly. He has a baseball and a glove] Chad, this is your father.[Cut to Chad and angel]
Chad: What up?
Angel: And Brad, this is your son.[Cut to Brad]
Brad: Okay, cool.[Cut to angel and Chad. Angel hands Chad a baseball glove]
Angel: I’ll leave you. I think you two have some catching up to do. And remember–[Cut to Brad] Brad: Catch! [Brad throws the ball. The ball hit’s Chad’s face and he falls down.] [Cut to angel] Angel: He wasn’t ready Brad! [Cut to Brad] Brad: My bad. [Cut to angel and Chad]
Angel: Chad, are you okay?
Chad: Yes, it’s all good.
Angel: You need to wait until he’s ready. Everything you always wanted to say to each other, now is the time.[Cut to Chad. He is looking at the ball] [Cut to Brad, he waves his gloves.] [Cut to angel, he nods his head] [Chad throws the ball. The ball goes somewhere else.] [Cut to Brad]
Brad: I’ll get it.[Cut to angel]
Angel: Brad! [Cut to Brad]Brad![Cut to Brad looking for ball inside the bush] Brad: What’s up? [Cut to angel] Angel: Come, be with your son. [Cut to Brad]
Brad: But the ball?[Cut to angel] Angel: It doesn’t matter. The ball’s deep in the bushes. Forget. [Cut to split screen of Chad and Brad]
Chad and Brad: Ball’s deep in the bush?[Cut to angel]
Angel: The game of catch was just a means for Chad to find closure so he can return to earth and live his life to the fullest.[Cut to Brad]
Brad: It’s just, the ball is not mine.
Angel: It’s fine. Your son is wait– where did he go? Chad![Cut to Brad in the bushes] Chad: What up? [Chad also comes out of the bushes]
Angel: Don’t worry about looking for the ball.
Chad: Oh, I was taking a piss.[Cut to angel] Angel: Of course, you were. Okay guys, just, both of you come here. [Cut to Chad and Brad coming out of the bushes] [Cut to angel, Chad and Brad]
Angel: Chad, this is the man you have wondered about your entire life. Do you have anything to say to him?[Cut to Chad] Chad: I’m good. [Cut to angel]
Angel: All right, let’s try this. Brad, do you have anything to ask [Cut to Brad] your son?
Brad: You got a big dick?[Cut to Chad]
Chad: Oh, no doubt.[Cut to Brad] Brad: Hell, yeah! [Brad and Chad shake their hands] [Cut to angel]
Angel: Well, that’s going to have to do. All right, go forth Chad into the light and live your life in new.[Cut to Chad] Chad: Okay. [Chad turns around and walks to the light] [Cut to Brad watching him leave] [Cut to Chad turning around to look at Brad] [Chad farts]
Chad: Safety![Cut to Brad nodding his head] [Cut to Chad walks through] [Cut to the doctor covering Chad’s body]
Assistant: You did everything you could.[Chad wakes up]
Chad: What up?
Assistant: Oh shit![Assistant punches Chad and knocks him out]