Daisy Rose… Venessa Bayer
Michael Che[Starts with Michael Che in his set]
Michael Che: Several major networks recently debut romantic comedy themed sitcoms including Selfie, A to Z and Marry Me. Here to comment is our romantic comedy expert, Daisy Rose.[Daisy Rose slides in] [cheers and applause]
Daisy Rose: Hi. I am sorry. Do you know how I can get to the Weekend Update desk? I am supposed to do a talk in romantic comedies and I am completely lost as per use.
Michael Che: This is the Weekend Update desk.
Daisy Rose: Oh, my god! I am officially an idiot. Let me just get my note cards here. And– Oh! I’m sorry. I just had such a stressful day and I went total cluts and I just– I spilled–
Michael Che: Oh, no, it’s okay. I’m Michael Che and it’s nice to meet you.
Daisy Rose: Well, I’d better get into my talk. This season’s new crop of romantic comedies bring not only the Ram, but also Cam.
Michael Che: That’s pretty clever.
Daisy Rose: [laughing] You know, it’s not that often that I meet a guy with a sense of humor. I guess, ever since my ex and I broke up, I don’t laugh a lot. And I don’t know, you … um, you make me laugh. Hi, I’m Daisy Rose.
Michael Che: I know, I just introduced you. Anyway, get it back to romantic–
Daisy Rose: Comedies? We’re finishing each other’s sentences
Michael Che: Kinda! So, as a romantic comedy expert, what do you think of these new shows?
Daisy Rose: What do I think? What do I think honestly?[music playing]
I think that… um, that maybe I was meant to be here tonight. Because I was meant to meet you.
Michael Che: That is not why we actually brought you here.
Daisy Rose: It’s just that … and I think– you go first.
Michael Che: You’re the only one going. So, maybe get back to talking about romantic comedy.
Daisy Rose: Look, I guess what I’m saying is, it’s New York city and it’s 6 days before Halloween. So, do you wanna just go somewhere and talk?
Michael Che: Daisy, I can’t go anywhere now. I’m in a middle of Update.
Daisy Rose: You’re always in the middle of Update. Why not in the beginning of something? Stop reading the cue cards out there and start reading the ones in here. [putting her hand over her heart]
Michael Che: Okay, I met you 70 seconds ago.
Daisy Rose: Well, if I don’t leave now, I’ll miss my flight. And you’ll lose me forever.
Michael Che: Well, then you better go.
Daisy Rose: Hey, listen, if we’re not both married and… I don’t know. Daisy Rose5, Michael Che0 minutes, do you want to meet at our special place? You know, the place where we first met?
Michael Che: You mean, right here?
Daisy Rose: Yes. So, what do you say? Do want to take a chance on us?
Michael Che: Absolutely not.
Daisy Rose: You have me at ‘Absolutely’.
Michael Che: Daisy Rose, everyone.[Daisy Rose acting shy]