Depend Legends

Venessa Bayer

Beck Bennett

[Starts with an upset old man sitting on a couch.]

Venessa: What’s wrong with dad?

Beck: He refuses to wear is hold diapers. But I think he keeps having accidents.

[Cut to Venessa]

Venessa: [smiles] Let me handle this.

[Cut to Venessa and Old man]

Old man: I am not wearing those things. They’re for kids.

Venessa: Are they?

[Venessa hands Old man a diaper with Clark Gable’s picture on it]

Old man: Clark Gable?

Male voice: It can be embarrassing to talk to your parents about adult diapers. But now, it’s a lot easier with Depend Legends.

[Cut to Venessa, Beck and Old man. Venessa hands over Old man a pack of Depend Legends diapers.]

Featuring illustrations of their favorite figures from history and their golden age of television. Like, Micky Mantle, Jack Paar and the clown prince of the piano, Victor Borge.

[Cut to Venessa and Old man]

Venessa: Depend Legends are great. He’s not embarrassed about wearing diapers anymore.

Old man: Why should I be embarrassed? I just went on Ms. Bettie Page.

Male voice: Depend Legends come in a variety of new styles your parents will love. the greatest generation collection, masterpieces of art and architecture, and newsmen and news makers.

[Cut to Old man showing a picture on his diaper that he is wearing to Venessa and Beck]

Old man: That’s Joseph Welch confronting senator McCarthy on live television. Have you no sense of decency?

Male voice: Collect them all and trade them with friends. [Cut to Old man exchanging his diapers with his friend] And for those with more contemporary taste, Depend Legends is introducing it’s stars of syndication line with Castle, all the female DAs from law and order, and Tony Shalhoub.

[Cut to Old man talking to his family about the diaper.]

Old man: On a diaper? That’s the last place a monk wants to be.

Male voice: Depend Legends. Make history, in your pants.