• 2018

    Dog Infomercial | Season 44 Episode 4

    Sonja Vegamonté…..Cecily Strong Damien Regulanté…..Jonah Hill Ma…..Aidy Bryant Z…..Kyle Mooney Dana…..Kenan Thompson [ Sonja and Damien are speaking to the camera. There are various sketches of pugs hanging on the wall behind them. ] Sonja: Hi, I’m Sonja Vegamonté. Damien: And I’m a domestic partner, Damien Regulanté. If you’re anything like us, you breed pugs. Sonja: But you wish they were more handsome and refined looking. I mean, he he, look at this one. [ She is handed a pug. ] Look how ugly this one’s face is. Damien: He knows it, too. Sonja: Yeah. Damien: He’s bald. What’s the answer? I don’t need to tell you. You know. It’s…