Don Cheadle Didn’t Get the SNL Cast a Valentine’s Day Gift | Season 44 Episode 13

Don Cheadle

Pete Davidson

Gary Clark Jr.

[Starts with Don, Pete and Gary on SNL stage]

Don Cheadle: I am Don Cheadle and I am hosthing SNL with musical guest, Gary Clark Jr.

Pete Davidson: You got to sing. The Groundhog is going see it Cheadle.

Don Cheadle: Pete. That was weeks ago.

Pete Davidson: What happened?

Don Cheadle: It’s on shadow.

Pete Davidson: Oh, back to bed.

Don Cheadle: No, Pete, no.

Pete Davidson: Hey man. I thought this is the Groundhog.

[Retake]

Don Cheadle: Hey, I am Don Cheadle and I am nosthing SNL with Gary Clark Jr.

Pete Davidson: Yo, man. Just make me an avenger.

Don Cheadle: No. Pete, we talked about this.

Pete Davidson: Come on! They let everybody be an avenger.

Don Cheadle: That’s not my call man.

Gary Clark Jr.: Really? Because you told me that I–

Don Cheadle: Shh!

Pete Davidson: That’s cold.

[Retake]

Don Cheadle: Hey, I am Don Cheadle and I am hosthing SNL with musical guest, Gary Clark Jr.

Pete Davidson: Hey, what did you get the cast for Valentine’s day?

Don Cheadle: Oh, is that something that the host is supposed to do?

Pete Davidson: Yes, you didn’t get us anything?

Don Cheadle: I didn’t know, man.

Gary Clark Jr.: Damn!

Pete Davidson: Colin’s going to be mad.

Don Cheadle: Sorry Colin.

SNL Host Don Cheadle and Alex Moffat Are Buddy Cops | Season 44 Episode 13

Don Cheadle

Alex Moffat

[Starts with Don Cheadle and Alex Moffat running in the backstage in a police uniforms] [They high-five]

Narrator: He’s tough.

[Cut to Don Cheadle pointing the gun]

Don Cheadle: Freeze!

Narrator: He’s no nonsense.

[Cut to Alex Moffat falling and then pointing the gun]

Alex Moffat: You’re busted bud.

[Cut to Don and Alex exercising] [Cut to Don and Alex sitting and having snacks]

Walkie-Talkie: Dispatch. We’ve got a 1033 on Howard Street.

Don Cheadle: On it. [Don and Alex run to their duty] [Alex comes back and tries to finish their snacks]

Don Cheadle: Partner!

[Cut to Don and Alex running] [Cut to Alex jump to the SNL stage and trying to flip and hold the gun] [Cut to Alex and Don on SNL stage. Alex shoots up.]

Don Cheadle: Why would you do that?

Alex Moffat: What’s up?

Narrator: And together, [Cut to Don and Alex coming out of the door] they have absolutely no authority whatsoever within the walls of 30-rock.

Don Cheadle: Wait, what? [Cut to Don Cheadle] You said whoever hosts the show gets to run security.

Alex Moffat: Oh, no! [Cut to Alex Moffat]I was just suggesting we do a buddy cop sketch or something.

[Cut to Alex and Don]

Don Cheadle: Oh, we both have a working gun.

Alex Moffat: Needo, huh?

[Cut to the security approaching Don and Alex]

Security: Hey, drop the weapons.

Alex Moffat: Run!

Don Cheadle: We have the guns, why are we running?

Alex Moffat: Trust me on this. Also, I don’t think you’re hosting anymore bud.

Don Cheadle: What?

Alex Moffat: Ah, you’ll find out.