Frank Parisi… Kyle Mooney
Kenan Thompson
Belle… Ego Nwodim
Thomas… Kate McKinnon
Mikey Day
Matthew… Alex Moffat
Marriot… Cecily Strong
Lady Grantham… Emma Thompson
Pizza guy… Chris Redd
[Start’s with a program’s intro]
[Cut to Frank in his set]
Frank Parisi: Hello. I’m Frank Parisi and welcome to Wait a Second, That Shouldn’t Be There. The show where we look at some of the biggest continuity errors in Hollywood history. You may have seen the most recent episode of Game of Thrones. Where they accidentally included a shot of [Cut to a picture of Game of Thrones’ scene] Daenery’s sitting next to a modern Starbucks cup.
[Cut to Frank]
There has been even more glaring errors over the years that somehow went unnoticed. See if you can spot anything weird in this classic scene from the 2016 remake of “Roots”.
[Cut to a scene from Roots]
Kenan Thompson: You have to understand, Belle, this is just the way things are.
Belle: But it’s not how things have to be. We can change the present. And the future.
[Cut to Kenan. There’s a box of White Castle Crave case behind him]
Kenan Thompson: Girl, that kind of thinking is going to get you killed, Belle. You’ve got to let go of them silly dreams.
[Cut to Belle. She is holding a ‘Big Gulo’ smoothie cup in her hand.]
Belle: If we don’t have dreams, then we have nothing. You were the one that taught me that. [Belle slurps the smoothie]
[Cut to Frank]
Frank Parisi: Did you notice the Slurpee? Somehow the editor did not. And somehow, no one caught these little booboos in 1998. “Shakespeare in love” either.
[Cut to a scene from Shakespeare in love]
Thomas: Well, there’s something I need you to know. Something I’ve kept from you.
[Cut to Mikey. Mikey takes Sun chips out and eats eats.]
Mikey Day: What is it, Thomas?
[Cut to Thomas]
Thomas: I’m actually not who I say I am. Would you like to see the real me? [Thomas turns around and opens his shirt]
[Cut to Mikey]
Mikey Day: My stars. Thomas is a girl. Me thinks I have an idea for a new play. [Mikey opens his MacBook]
[Cut to Frank]
Frank Parisi: You might ask how did they miss all those errors? Well, keep in mind, everyone was distracted because just off camera, Harvey Weinstein was masturbating into a plant. Check out this subtle screw-up from season two of ‘Downton Abbey’.
[Cut to a scene from Downton Abbey]
Matthew: Marriot, I want to stay by your side but the great war is upon us.
[Cut to Marriot. She is wearing a dinner napkin.]
Marriot: We’re all at war, Matthew. Not just the men fighting in the trenches.
[Cut to Matthew. He is wearing ‘2017’ goggles.]
Matthew: But I love you, Mary. Don’t you understand? [A woman clears her throat] Oh, lady Grantham, we didn’t hear you come in.
[Cut to lady Grantham. She is wearing a beats headphone.]
Lady Grantham: Yes. I can be very quiet. Unlike most people in this house.
[Cut to Matthew]
Matthew: People forgive me, my lady. Is there anything we can help you with?
[Cut to lady Grantham. She is also wearing a soda hat now.]
Lady Grantham: Well, in order to help you’d have to have a modicum of skill, wouldn’t one?
[Pizza delivery guy walks in]
Pizza guy: I’ve got a large mushroom pie for a name Maggie Smith.
Lady Grantham: Just call me Mags. I have a coupon.
Pizza guy: Oh, I’m sorry. That promotion is over. [Pizza guy leaves with the pie]
Lady Grantham: Son of a bitch.
[Cut to Frank]
Frank Parisi: I think that pizza guy’s a star. Let’s take a break. When we come back, we’ll look at famous scene from Jurassic Park. There’s something you might have missed. Welcome to Jurassic Park.