Danny DaVito… Bobby Moynihan
George Clooney…Taran Killam[Starts with a message video]
Written: George Clooney & Danny DaVito for NESPRESSO.[Cut to film studio. People are in line for coffee.]
Danny DaVito: What’s that?
George Clooney: Nespresso.
Danny DaVito: Is that coffee?
George Clooney: Yeah.[George Clooney walks away] [Cut to George Clooney with his colleagues having his Nespresso. Danny DaVito walks in.]
Danny DaVito: I want in.
George Clooney: You ready?
Danny DaVito: For what? I just want a cup of coffee.
George Clooney: So it begins.[Cut to a tailor shop. Danny DaVito is getting his measurements while George Clooney is sitting and having coffee.]
Danny DaVito: Hey, can I ask you something? What’s happening right now? Where are we? Why am I getting fitted for a suit.
George Clooney: Patience.
Danny DaVito: I just don’t get the logic. How does this help me get coffee?[George Clooney raises his glass]
That’s not an answer.[Cut to Danny DaVito and George Clooney in bar. George Clooney is smelling the scent of his wine.]
Is this a prank or something?[George Clooney makes a face]
Just shut up.[Cut to Danny DaVito and George Clooney having sushi]
What? Now we’re eating sushi? It’s like, the one thing that doesn’t go with coffee. We just went to an Italian restaurant. I’ve had like, three meals today. I’m so confused.[Cut to Danny DaVito and George Clooney looking at an art at art gallery]
And how do we know each other? We in Batman together? No, right?[George Clooney shakes his head no.]
Man was Keaton. Then, why me and you? I just–[George Clooney just gestures showing his two index fingers] [Danny DaVito mocking George Clooney] Dang! What is that? Say something. [Cut to Danny DaVito suited in a tailor shop talking on the phone]
Honey, I think there’s something with Clooney. We’ve been driving around aimlessly for hours. He’s barely speaking to me. And he won’t let me have any coffee.
George Clooney: You’re ready.
Danny DaVito: Okay, whatever you say, judge.[drums rolling] [Cut to Danny DaVito and George Clooney walking on the street near studio. They’re both wearing suits.] [Cut to Danny DaVito getting his cup of coffee]
Finally![A woman comes in wearing a beaver outfit. She opens the helmet and she’s an attractive woman.]
Kate: Is that coffee?[Cut to Danny DaVito looking at the camera]
Danny DaVito: It’s Nespresso.[music playing and Danny DaVito takes a sip] [Danny DaVito spits out the coffee]
It’s not bad.
Male voice: Nespresso. Whaaaat?