GPS Voice (American Male)….Kenan Thompson
[A car is driving on a highway][Cut to husband and wife inside the car, husband driving]
Normal GPS voice: You will reach your destination [Cut to GPS device] in six hours.
Husband: This is the worst, [Cut to husband and wife] miles of gray highway with this [Cut to husband] monotone lady giving directions.
Wife: How about [Cut to wife] we switch modes on the GPS?
Husband: [Cut to husband] Switch modes?
Wife: [Cut to wife] Yeah, look, there’s American male, American female, and [Cut to GPS device] this one, drag entertainer.
Husband: [Cut to husband and wife] Well, that sounds unusual and fun. [Cut to GPS device][Wife turns on drag entertainer][Disco lights and music starts inside the car]
Speaker 4: Yes, queen, [Cut to husband surprised] [Cut to wife enjoying] I’m gagging on this scenic byway I’m giving you. [Cut to GPS device]
Speaker 5: [Cut to GP-YAS commercial] Introducing GP-YAS, with the popularity of RuPaul’s drag race, Garmen has extended our voice options to include drag entertainers. Let GP-YAS [Cut to husband and wife] turn your unstimulating trip into a sickening one.
Wife: Look, honey, the icon for the car is a [Cut to GPS device] glamour link fingernail.
Speaker 6: [Cut to three characters of GP-YAS] Entering school zone!
Speaker 4: Bitch, slow your ass down [Cut to husband and wife], so you don’t squash a child flat like a squirrel. [Cut to husband surprised]
Wife: [Cut to wife] Even the warnings are enjoyable.
Husband: [Cut to husband] I can’t see the map, but don’t care.
Speaker 5: [Cut to three male strippers dancing] GP-YAS keeps updated on traffic alerts [Cut to wife enjoying] and disaster areas.
Speaker 6: [Cut to three GP-YAS characters] Disaster area up ahead!
Speaker 7: It’s a damn mess.
Wife: [Cut to husband and wife] Oh, honey, I think you missed the exit.
Speaker 4: [Cut to GPS device] Turn around. Turn around!
Husband: [Cut to husband] You go, girl. What did I say?
Speaker 7: You arrived!
Speaker 8: [Cut to the stage of SNL, a singer is performing]Just make it fun and free [husband and wife get out of the car and joins in the stage dancing] you’re gonna live forever, follow me to the ends of the earth we’re going it together. Yes, yes. G to my P to my YAS!
Speaker 5: [GP-YAS commercial playing] GP-YAS, Sold in any town where there’s still a circuit city.