Amy Schumer
Kenan Thomspon
Jay Pharoah
Beck Bennett
Kyle Mooney
Bobby Moynihan
Venessa Bayer
Taran Killam
Aidy Bryant
Sasheer Zamata
Kate McKinnon
[Starts with Amy waiting for someone in a restaurant]
Female voice: Whatever you’re waiting for
[Cut to Kenan and Jay sitting together and reading a book]
Whatever you face.
[Cut to Beck staying late at office]
[Cut to Kyle looking around alone in the party]
Whatever you’re looking for.
[Cut to Bobby and Venessa in a taxi. Venessa is pregnant.]
There are things that we share.
[Cut to Amy. Taran arrives and gives Amy a present and sits next to her.]
Love.
[Cut to Kenan and Jay]
Family.
[Cut to Beck. Aidy is comforting Beck]
Connection.
[Cut to Kyle. He walks up to Sasheer and talks to her]
Kyle: Hey.
Sasheer: Hey.
[Cut to Kate running]
Female voice: A sense of purpose.
[Cut to a taxi parking at the hospital. Bobby is getting Venessa out.]
[Cut to Amy opening her present. There’s a gun inside.]
And also, guns.
Taran: You like it?
Amy: I love it.
[Cut to Kenan and Jay. Kenan has a gun in his hand.]
Female voice: Guns are there.
[Cut to Kate running with a gun.]
In lighter moments,
[Cut to Venessa getting out of the taxi with a big fun]
and big ones. When things fall apart.
[Cut to Beck and Aidy. Beck has his gun disassembled.]
Or it comes all together.
[Cut to a gun rotating on a table. As it stops Kyle and Sasheer kiss.]
[Cut to Kenan and Jay]
They unite us.
[Cut to Amy and Taran]
Comfort us.
[Bobby is pushing Venessa on a wheelchair while Venessa is pointing a big gun at the hospital counter.]
Bring us joy.
[Aidy assembles Beck’s gun and they hug out.]
And strength.
[Cut to Kate running and shooting at sky.]
From first loves,
[Cut to Kyle and Sasheer shooting guns at a shooting star]
to new beginnings,
[Cut to Venessa holding a baby and Bobby is handing a small gun to the baby.]
wherever life takes you.
[Cut to Amy and Taran sleeping. Amy has a gun gun in her hand.]
Guns, we’re here to stay.