Aidy Bryant
Hailey… Vanessa Bayer
Kate McKinnon
Kyle Mooney
[Starts with three girls at the dressing room of the musical show]
Aidy: It is so cool that Mrs. Harrity is letting us to Legally Blonde, the musical.
Hailey: Specially since we’re the first middle school in all of Kansas to perform it.
Kate: For most people in the audience, this is going to be the first time that they see this show.
Aidy: Which means, they’re gonna remember this show for the rest of their lives.
[Cut to the Musical Show. Aidy and Hailey are doing very bad mumbling gibberish.]
[Cut back to the dressing room]
Hailey: It sucks that Stephanie can’t still be in this play.
Kate: She missed two rehearsals.
Aidy: Yeah. I mean, it’d be too hard to catch up on all that choreography.
[Cut to the Musical Show. The girls are just running around and singing bad.]
[Cut back to the dressing room]
Kate: Can’t wait for my big solo number. Must me alone in the spotlight.
[Cut to Kate singing her solo on the stage. But the spotlight is not on her. She is at the dark spot.]
[Cut back to the dressing room. Kyle walks in]
Kyle: Hey, Hailey, I can’ wait for our song. Your vocal is just amazing.
Hailey: I think it’s just combination of our voices is what works. They literally become one.
Aidy: You guys honestly seem like a real couple.
Hailey: What?
[Cut to Hailey and Kyle on the stage. They’re singing very bad.]
[Cut back to the dressing room]
Aidy: Can middle school productions win Tony’s.
Kate: No.
Aidy: That’s not fair.
[Cut to the Musical Show. The girls are singing bad. Aidy falls off the stage.]
[Cut back to the dressing room]
Hailey: Our finale is so good.
Aidy: I know they don’t use wires in the broadway version, but I think it can give our production a wow factor.
[Cut to the Musical Show. The girls are singing bad. The choreography is very bad.]
Aidy: I think I’m getting my period.
[Cut back to the dressing room]
Aidy, Hailey and Kate: No mistakes!
[Cut to the stage where they are bowling after the show.]
Kate: How do you think it went?
Aidy: Perfect! [her nose is bleeding]
[cheers and applause]