Taran Killam
Pete Davidson
Hippie… Woody Harrelson
[Starts with clip of New York city.]
Male voice: We’re gonna talk about a change in the NYPD’s marijuana enforcement policy. None necessary arrest from minor marijuana–
[Cut to Taran Killam in his news set]
Taran Killam: If caught in public with up to 25 grams of marijuana, you will not be charged or arrested. [Cut to Pete watching the news] But receive what basically comes down to, a slap on the wrist. Truly historic. We go for now to Jake Fugazaki with sports.
[Cut to Pete recalling the news]
Taran Killam: 25 grams, in public, you will not be arrested.
[Pete take a small bag of marijuana and goes out. He looks around, others are getting out as well. They are showing their marijuana bags to each other.]
[Cut to a car that runs over a sidewalk. A woman gets out of the car, the car is filled with smoke.]
[Cut to a hippie walking out to the street with his bong.]
Hippie: [screaming] Free. At last!
[Cut toe everybody walking in the street being very happy.]
[Cut to a woman walking with a baby stroller. She takes a small bag of marijuana out and shows it to Pete.]
[Cut to Pete smiling at the woman]
[Cut to everybody walking. They stop in front of two police officers.]
[Pete shows a bag of marijuana to the police officers. The police smiles and puts down his hat.]
[Everyone is jumping and celebrating.]
[The policemen join them too.]
[Pete takes a roll out and almost lights it.]
Police: Hey, hey, hey, hey! You can’t smoke that out here.
[Cut to Pete]
Pete: But, the new law?
[Cut to the policeman]
Police: Yeah, you can have it. But it’s still illegal to smoke in public. I’ll have to arrest.
[Cut to everybody]
Pete: Oh!
Everybody: [disappointed] Oh!
[Cut to everybody getting disappointed]
[Cut to Pete inside his house]
Pete: Maybe, we have the power to change things. We can organize. Persuade law makers to– [music on TV] Oh! Sweet! Rugrats is on.
[Cut to the clip of New York city. Smoke is coming out of every building.]