Emma Stone[Starts with Melissa opening the Emma’s door] [Emma is reading her script] [Cut to Melissa]
Melissa Villaseñor: Hey, Emma. Welcome back.[Cut to Emma]
Emma Stone: Hey, Melissa. It’s good to see you. How have you been?[Cut to Melissa]
Melissa Villaseñor: Frickin’ great. I’m so happy.[Cut to Emma]
Emma Stone: That’s great. I mean last time I was here, it was your first season, right?
Melissa Villaseñor: Yep. [Cut to Melissa] And I’ve grown so much since then. [Cut to Emma agreeing] Especially in the self-love/confidence department. [Cut to Melissa laughs] [Cut to Emma feeling awkward]
Emma Stone: Hmm, well, that’s cool. I’ll see ya.[Cut to Emma let’s herself in]
Melissa Villaseñor: You know? I just had to look at myself and say, hey, [Cut to Emma and Melissa] you’re cool, Meliss. [Cut to Melissa] Let yourself rejoice in who you are. And you know what? I found a lot of peace through my hobbies.[Cut to Emma and Melissa]
Emma Stone: That’s neat.[Cut to Melissa]
Melissa Villaseñor: Hey, you want to hear about them?[Cut to Emma]
Emma Stone: I mean I have to learn this –[Cut to Melissa]
Melissa Villaseñor: Great. I’m going to rap.[Cut to music video of Melissa’s rap]
Yo, this goes out to all the hobby enthusiasts
when I’m not at work, what do I do?
do sexy Melissa things that I’m into
They’re called hobbies
ha-ha- I’m talking hobbies
Creative artsy type
that’s me all right
late at night drawing with my pixar light
gotta get the shading on my face just right
I’m doing a self-portrait in charcoal ya’ll, it’s crazy
These are my hobbies
These are my hobbies
I like biking, hiking, smelling my books
like drawing, painting, cooking for one
I sowing, knitting, smelling my books
I like napping, walking up and talking like Gandalf
Emma Stone: Wait, hold up. Gandalf?[Cut to Melissa]
Melissa Villaseñor: Hmm-mm. I wake up and go, [In Gandalf voice] “That was a good nap.”[Cut to Emma]
Emma Stone: Awesome. And you smell your books?[Cut to Melissa]
Melissa Villaseñor: Oh, yeah, you got to smell books.[Cut to Emma]
Emma Stone: I’m sorry to do this but I really have to get going.
Melissa Villaseñor: Oh! I’m almost done, though.
Emma Stone: Okay.[Cut to Melissa’s rap music video]
Melissa Villaseñor: I just ordered some sick binoculars
so I could bird watch and study these big old birds
Jealous? J-J-J-jealous? Yeah, you’re jealous.
I like dreaming, singing, working on my posture
notebooks, planners, hugging my backpack
I like silence, karate, get away from my backpack
Everyone wants my art supplies that are inside my backpack.
Get your own![Cut to Emma and Melissa]
Announcer: We need Emma on set. Emma stone to the set. Please.[Cut to Emma]
Emma Stone: Oh, shoot. They need me on set. So annoying.
Melissa Villaseñor: Yeah, no, [Cut to Melissa] that sounds annoying. Almost as annoying as when someone interrupts you while you’re rapping about your hobbies.[Cut to Emma]
Emma Stone: I don’t think I’ve interrupted.
Melissa Villaseñor: [Cut to Melissa] Twice. You’ve interrupted twice. [Melissa stands] [Sad music plays] Emma Stone? More like, I’m a stone because stones don’t have feelings. And that’s you.[Cut to Emma]
Emma Stone: I am not a stone. The truth is I do have a hobby. I was just embarrassed.[Cut to Melissa sits in front of Emma]
Melissa Villaseñor: Never be embarrassed of your hobby. It’s a part of you.[Cut to Emma and Melissa]
Emma Stone: I’m going to rap now.[Cut to music video of Emma’s rap]
Out of tiny town full of figurines
I’ve been carving them since I was 15
It’s called Emmaville and I’m the queen
it’s a cutest little town you’ve ever seen
Barry the mailman, Peter the jester
And the town gossip who’s name is chester
A cheeky little goof who’s full of secrets
a whole lot more that I’ll tell you all about.
Melissa Villaseñor: [In announcer voice] Melissa to set, please. Oh, you heard him. I gotta go.[Cut to Emma]
Emma Stone: Well, hey maybe we could – and she’s gone.
Melissa Villaseñor and Emma Stone: These are our hobbies