Randy… Bobby Moynihan
Director… Jon Rusnitsky
Emilia Clarke… Kate McKinnon
Joe Leuci… Kyle Mooney
Iain Glen… Taran Killam[Starts with shooting set of Game of Thrones] [Cut to Peter and Emilia]
Peter: Hi HBO. I’m Peter Dinklage, A.K.A. Tyrion Lannister.
Emilia: And I’m Emilia Clarke, A.K.A. Daenerys Targarian, mother of dragons. And this is your first look at Game of Thrones, season 6.
Peter: Season 6 finds Tyrion in the service of Daenerys Targarian. And that means I finally get some screen time with those scene stealers, the dragons.[Cut to the shooting]
Peter: Citizens![Randy come in with dragon costume on making dragon noises]
Citizens, do not be alarmed, citizens. He is our friend. Drogon is here to protect you.[Cut to Joe]
Joe: Well, the Mov-Cap technology allows the director to see the finished product as we’re shooting in real time which is pretty phenomenal.[Cut to shooting]
Peter: Well, he didn’t inherit your looks but he certainly has your temper.
Director: Good job Peter. Why don’t we just do that once more.[Randy is staring at Peter]
Peter: What are you doing?
Randy: I was just being intense.
Peter: You’re looking at my face.
Randy: Oh, okay. I’ll close my eyes.[Cut to Iain Glen]
Iain: Season 6, they’ve really pulled all the the stops. I mean, some of these effects they’re doing are just truly incredible.[Randy is spitting out water for the fire effect]
I’ve seen really unbelievable stuffs.[Cut to shooting]
It would be wise to trade lightly with me, boy. War is not a game.[Randy uncovers his fave behind Iain]
Randy: Of Thrones!
Director: Okay, cut! Randy.
Director: I think I just heard you say something.
Randy: Nope. I didn’t say anything.
Director: You said “Of thrones” after he said–
Randy: Check the playback. I didn’t say a word.[Cut to Iain]
Iain: Season 6 has a lot of surprises in store. It’s bigger, better, bloodier.[Cut to Randy during the shoot]
Randy: Hey, are we gonna get a bathroom break anytime soon? I gotta… bust a piss.
Director: It takes like, half hour to get you in and out of that suit. You think you can hold it for a bit?
Randy: Yea, no sweat.
Director: Cool. Great.[Cut to Emilia. Behind her, Randy is drying his suit as he pissed on them.]
Emilia: This season– I can’t say too much without getting in trouble but let’s just say that Daenerys finds herself rather conflicted between two different good–[Cut to shooting]
You’ll only bring pain to this kingdom Drogo. You have to go.] [Randy makes dragon sound and then opens the door and walks out]
Director: Okay. Halt. Come back. A dragon wouldn’t just open the door. You just exit frame, okay?
Randy: I can’t hear you but I was gonna say a dragon shouldn’t go through the door. I’m just gonna exit frame, okay?[Cut to the set]
Iain: Here we are. We’re currently setting up for the pivotal moment where Daenerys leads a dragon into battle for the first time.[They’re pulling Randy upward]
Randy: Ou! Ou! Ou! I’m sorry. Ou!
Director: Put him down.
Randy: No, it’s pinching it.
Director: Are you okay?
Randy: Wait! Stop, stop, stop. Don’t. Don’t.
Director: Why don’t we just bring you down?
Randy: Just leave me. I need a minute.[Cut to clips from Game of Thrones]
Peter: Thank you for watching HBO first look. And remember, it’s..[Randy walks in]
Randy: It’s Game of Thrones.
Randy: HBO.[Cut to the set. Randy is hanging and there’s a man who is cutting the ropes loose.]
Wait, what is that for? No, wait. Wait. Wait.[Randy falls flat on the ground] [The End]