Toots… Kenan Thompson[Starts with a BTS member and Donald trump in front of SNL stage screen]
BTS member: Okay, Mr. Trump. Here’s a look at the music end show from the last time you hosted.[The video plays]
Donald Trump in the video: Ladies and gentlemen, Toots and the Maytals.
Donald Trump: That’s right. Toots and the Maytals, they were the musical guests.[Toots walks in wearing coat that’s red, green and yellow color.]
Toots: Ay, did somebody say Toots?
Donald Trump: Sorry?
Toots: Toots, man! It’s me. It is me. Ay, man, I haven’t seen you in ages, Donald. Where did you go after the show last time? I was trying to find you for the after party, but I was following you in your limo on my moped and you must have lost me at a traffic later somewhere, man.
Donald Trump: I didn’t realize that. I didn’t realize.
Toots: No, no. It’s cool, man. It’s cool. Man, I can’t believe that was 13 years ago.
Donald Trump: Actually, it was 11.
Toots: Well, you say 11, I say thirteen113. So anyway, let me just catch you up with what I’ve been up to since then.
Donald Trump: Listen Toots, I’m in the middle of introducing Sia.
Toots: Well, things have been good. Yeah, family, good. Wife is good. Yeah, let me show you some pictures. Oh, you know what? While I have my phone out, what’s your number again? You know, I switched from Sprint to Cocotel and I lost all my contacts.
Donald Trump: I don’t give out my number to anybody.
Toots: Well, you did it for Lindsey Graham. Hah! Just kidding man! I’m just Toots-ing your horn. Okay. Anyhow, I notice you haven’t chosen a vice president yet. You know, I was sitting on the beach eating some deep fried parrot and I started thinking, “Maybe Toots?”
Donald Trump: Yeah, I don’t know about that.
Toots: Coz musical guest is kind of like the vice president of the show. So in way, I’ve already done it. I even wrote a campaign song.[music playing] [His band musician appears beside him] [singing] Trump Toots, Trump Toots
Let’s Trump together and Trump some Toots
It’s pretty good, isn’t it?
Donald Trump: You know I carry a gun, don’t you?
Toots: I’ll be seeing you. I’ll be seeing you later.[Toots and his musician leaves] [The End]